- The Title Theme Tune, which is happily aware of how much of an Idiot Plot the film is.
Don't know where we're goin or where we been! (Hallelujah Trail)!
- Everything Oracle Jones and his No Indoor Voice.
THERE, now I see it!
- The Narrator's description of the events is very even-handed, but the lines themselves imply he's on the verge of snarking outright.