- The Title Theme Tune, which is happily aware of how much of an Idiot Plot the film is.
Don't know where we're goin or where we been! (Hallelujah Trail)!
- Everything Oracle Jones and his No Indoor Voice.
THERE, now I see it!
- The Narrator's description of the events is very even-handed, but the lines themselves imply he's on the verge of snarking outright.
- Col. Gearheart's Bathtub Scene, from Cora's too-innocent-to-be-innocent barging in while he's taking a bath, to the priceless You Have Got to Be Kidding Me! look Burt Lancaster sports in reaction to her shamelessness...to Cora's constantly sneaking peaks, to the poor colonel's chagrin. Capped by Gearheart's forced grin at the end.