- Sgt. Petersen being woken up by Sgt Muldoon, before the crack of dawn.
Petersen: 3:30! Is that right, Sarge?Muldoon: That's right, Soldier-boy. That's right!Petersen: We'd better get some sleep! We've got a hell of a lot of work to do tomorrow!
- One look at Peterson's non-military issued pajamas.
- Discussing Muldoon's avid interest in blowing stuff up.
Doc McGee: How come you like blowing things up so much?Muldoon: My dad gave me a chemistry set. It got bigger than both of us.
- The whole scene regarding Provo's last request.
Sergeant Muldoon: Are you sure that's what he wanted?Colonel Kirby: Affimative!Sergeant Muldoon: Maybe he liked so many guys thinking about him.Colonel Kirby: Besides that... It SINGS. (exits)Sergeant: (to Muldoon) It sings?Sergeant Muldoon: (bemused) That's what he said... Provo's Privy, It DOES sing!