Otacon gets cut off and taken down by Dr. Hax for hacking into Kenneth Baker's personal files and for being a hacker in general. Hax replies to Solid Snake over codec with...well, what else?
Solid Snake: Are you a hacker?
Hal "Otacon" Emmerich: Yep, that describes me pretty well. *cuts off to static*
Solid Snake: What's going on over there? *Dr. Hax appears* Let me guess...
Dr. Hax: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!! THE HAAAAAAAAAAAX!
Solid Snake: This guy kinda gives me the creeps.
GONO*RRHEA! *crotch bursts into flames and blasts a hole through the wall, while Coach screams like a raid siren*
Nick: Coach, you do that again, and I will bury you alive.
The opening, where #1 constantly pesters Bo Schitt into going to a cinema with and watching various movies with the number 9 in their titles leading to a long montage of #1 saying "9!", buying their tickets (from a Vortigaunt ticket vendor no less) and #1 laughing at the movie in question. The montage gets faster...and just briefly in one point you can see #1 projectile vomiting everywhere instead of laughing.
Said opening also shows for a split second the poster of the movies that #1 and Bo Schitt were watching. The movie that triggered said projectile vomiting? Cloud 9, a German film about elder sexuality.
And after said intro, Bo Schitt keeps hearing #1's "9!" and laughter in his head until he finally snaps and, grinning like a maniac, slams his head on his keyboard numerous times, which somehow still manages to produce the episode in Sony Vegas!
The Boomer sitting on people to the tune of "I Sit On You" He sits on a C4 explosive, Santa's lap, Sniper's perch blocking his view, Zoey ("OH GOD, HE'S CRUSHING ME!!",), a Tank, Dr. Hax's head and eventually falls into a bomb pit from Team Fortress 2, causing an explosion...and he still flies out of the pit to do more sitting on people.
The prologue. #1 surfs the web until his clock strikes midnight and his Youtube page changes to show its been a year since ep 10 was released. #1 crushes his can of Bonk (causing it to scream in a high pitched Scout voice) and attempt to get Bo Schitt to do the next episode. When he doesn't wake him up? He almost attacks him with a chainsaw...until he flashes back to episode 9's prologue and smashes Bo Schitt with a wrecking ball...and this manages to produce ep 11 in an instant.
Francis rejoicing upon seeing the safehouse entrance revealed, then driving a bumper car all the way there with the Super Sonic music from Sonic the Hedgehog 2 playing and him going "woooo!" every few seconds.
The prologue has Das Bo Schitt sporting a new face and posting it online for all to see. The moment it gets a single downvote? #1 slams the same blender from Duke Nukem Foreverquest on his head and reverts Bo Schitt's face back to Male_07's. And then adds on Bo Schitt's head the same blue bag-like hat he's had in certain other videos.
Bo Schitt's subsequent attempts to buy alcohol which are stymied by his ID still having his uglier new face. Barney Calhoun is not impressed. And Bo Schitt ends up in jail for use of a fake ID.
RED Spy tries on AXE bodyspray for his upcoming date with BLU Scout's mother. note May fall flat to viewers in countries where said deodorant is called "Lynx."
The introduction of Chuckles the Cheat's new rival, one Dennis the Douchebag. Their subsequent hack battle afterward. And said rival having a reality hacking iPhone.
Max Payne breaking his hip post dramatic dive. And dying of pain pills overdose afterward.
The Breaking Bad segment: Walter White and the Scout walk up to a house. The Scout knocks, drawing Walts ire (only he's allowed to knock), causing him to break the Scout's neck with the door before Jesse disposes of his corpse with acid (and destroys a bathtub and ceiling in the process).
In the opening #1 rescues Bo Schitt from prison by crashing Gordon Freeman's car through the walls of his jail cell (crushing Renamon in the process). What sells the scene is #1's enthusiastic waving at him.