Funny: The Girl Next Door
- When Eli pleads to Matt to have sex with Danielle
Eli: Goddammit Matt! I swear to God if you don't fuck her, I'll kill myself! Matt! Please! Please! Matt! FUCK HER FOR ME! FOR ME!
- Eli with many other hilarious one liners
Eli: God, I just wanna bang hot chicks!Eli: I just gotta fuck something.Eli: I could make a better sex-ed film with my mom!Eli: And you can still like her with your penis inside her.
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