- When the astronauts find the British flag, and hold it up for their British compatriot to see.
British Astronaut: I didn't do it!
- Cavor loves his geese, but for some reason can't stand chickens.
Cavor: (every time he's in the presence of a chicken) I detest chickens!
- While Professor Cavor is trying to get Mr. Bedford down from the celling with a ladder.
Bedford: (sees Cavor and Gibbs trying to get the ladder through the door) Never mind the ladder!Cavor: (pauses for a moment, then turns back to Gibbs without skipping a beat) Gibbs, your an idiot.
Funny / The First Men in the Moon
1964 Film Version