Gus and Hazel describing their relationship status in front of their relatives (the sarcasm quotes are implied):
Hazel: Honestly, he's not that smart.
Agustus: It's just that most really good-looking people are stupid, so I exceed expectations.'
Hazel: Right, it's primarily his hotness,
Agustus: It can be sort of blinding.
Hazel: It actually did blind our friend Isaac.
Agustus: Terrible tragedy, that. But can I help my own deadly beauty?
Hazel: You cannot.
Agustus: It is my burden, this beautiful face.
Hazel: Not to mention your body.
Agustus: Seriously, don't even get me started on my hot bod. You don't want to see me naked, Dave. Seeing me naked actually took Hazel Grace's breath away. [Nods towards Hazel's oxygen tank]