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troperville

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toys

• Augustus and Hazel's Venn diagrams.
• "Lonely, vaguely pedophilic swingset seeks the butts of children..."
  • I just want my kids to go outside!
• Peter Van Houten on Shakespeare's quote about 'sluttish time': "What a slut time is. She screws everybody."
• Hazel and Isaac trying to get his videogame for the blind to say rude things:
  • Me: "Hump the moist cave wall"
  • Computer: "You attempt to jump. You hit your head."
  • Isaac: "Not jump. HUMP."
  • Computer: "I don't understand."
  • Isaac: "Dude, I've been alone in the dark in this cave for weeks and I need some relief. HUMP THE CAVE WALL."
• Augustus helping Isaac aim properly during the egging