Funny / The Expendables 3

• Gunner, Lee and Toll come across a flushing toilet on the train where they're rescuing Doc, which has a sign "WC". They give each other awkward looks before shooting up the occupant.
• Drummer treats Lee's talk as gibberish as if he was talking in a foreign language. Barney admits that he has trouble understanding Lee sometimes.
  Christmas: Look who's talking!
• Practically every single scene with Antonio Banderas is this - especially when he propositions Luna... during the climax:
  Galgo: Your name is Luna, right? Luna means, uh, moon. Hypnotic, mysterious, much like yourself. Would you like to hold... my gun? (Luna grabs the gun, a bit confused) Vámonos, chica.^note "Let's go, girl."
  • And this scene. God, this scene.
    Galgo: (marching, Seville's Holy Week-style) "Soy el nooooovio de la muerteeeee..." (stops marching) "I'm bridegroom of Death". Those are the lyrics of a Spanish Legion song we use to sing when we were in a mission in Croatia. (cuts to bombastic war anecdotes)
    (Working on the plane's engine, Barney looks completely uninterested)
  • When the other Expendables show up and insist on going along with Barney and Galgo:
    Barney: You're gonna want to get out of that seat, Christmas is coming.
    Galgo: But it's June?
    Barney: Galgo, get the hell out!
  • Don't forget...
    Galgo: Who the hell are you?
    Trench: I'm the guy who just saved your ass.
    Galgo: (angrily) Aquí no dicen nada y me confundo, después le voy a pegar un tiro a quien no se lo tengo que pegar!^note Slightly idiomatic Spanish. Most accurate translation: "People don't say anything here so I can only get confused, at this rate I'm going to shoot someone I must not shoot."
    (As Galgo runs away, Trench looks weirded out)
  • When Galgo is turned down at first for Ross' new team.
    Galgo: I NEED A JOB! All I wanted to do is kill people! And I do that VERY WELL! (beat) GODDAMMIT!!! (walks away in a huff like a petulant child)
    • The funniest part? Galgo yells this at the top of his lungs in a construction site full of people and no one seems to care about it. Either all the workers are mercenaries too or they are just that familiar with Galgo being a loony, any of which would be hilarious.
  • The rest of the Expendables are on the flight to the Final Battle, with Galgo chattering away.
  Toll Road: [checking his watch] It's gonna be a long-ass flight, fellas.
• Drummer links up with Trench and Yang to provide support.
  Drummer: This is it? This is your evac team?
  Trench: Short notice.
  Drummer: [looking at Yang] Yeah, very short.
• Galgo mentions to Barney that the Tall Guy (Gunnar) does not like him. He walks off, Gunner asks Barney what he said and Barney replies "He likes you".
• When Trench comes to rescue the rest of the team:
  Trench: Good Morning! LET'S GET TO DA CHOPPAH!
• Barney also gets a brilliant reference when he finishes off Conrad:
  Conrad: What about the Hague, eh?
  Barney: (shoots him in the head) I am the Hague.
• Barney making an (un?)intentional Golgo 13 reference when he mispronounces Galgo's name.
  Galgo: Golgo sounds like a Parisian hooker.

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