Funny / The End Is Near

• L says Mello and Matt are "a bit unusual".
  If that wasn't the pot complimenting the kettle's complexion, Light didn't know what was.
• Light's reaction to meeting Mello and hearing Near's missing.
  Light wasn't sure how a measure of distance could be abducted. Then again, he wasn't sure why an emotion was wearing leather pants, either.
  ...not that he could talk.
• The opening lines of chapter two: "Matt and Mello were getting carried away. Light was getting tempted to carry them away. And then to dump them in a sewer somewhere."
• "Matt and Mello beamed like small, completely psychotic suns."
• Mello announces he'll drive them to the airport.
  Light: Should I be concerned?"
  L: Concerned, Light-kun? No.
  Light drew in breath for a sigh of relief.
  L: You should be terrified.

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