"There's a whole section on tax law down here that we can burn."
"Sir, I am president of the electronics club, the math club, and the chess club. Now, if there's a bigger nerd in here, please, point him out."
Geologist: Jack, for the love of God, why would you aggravate the Vice President?" Jack: (faintly amused) Because my seventeen-year-old son knows more science then he does.
When they go onto the ship to look for medicine, it's all in russian of course, but then one of them declares he's found it. When asked how he knows, he points out that it says Penicillin on the bottle - funnily enough Truth in Television, since Penicillin is a brand name.