- Simkin is a walking CMoF. One particular instance being in the middle of an other-wise-traumatic scene with a burning village of innocent, starving field magi and Saryon being beaten to death, the following occurs:
"Joram stopped, staring in astonishment as a brick appeared out of nowhere, materializing in the air right above the guard's head. 'I say, take that!' shouted the brick. Dropping down, it rapped the guard smartly on the head."