Funny / The Cornersville Trace Mythos

How to Get Suspended and Influence People

  • Edie: Hell is only for those who believe in it.
    Joe: Well, I believe in it.
    Leon: Well then, off you go! I hope you remember to send us a postcard.

Pirates of the Retail Wasteland

  • "This is Andy. He's my shift supervisor, which means it's his job to look the other way when I break the rules."