Funny / The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (abridged)
- An index card mix-up gives us this gem:
Soothsayer: Beware the Ides of March...ooo...
Caesar: What, is that like, a band, or something?
Soothsayer: That's the 15th of March!
Caesar: Why that's today! *Hrk*
- "Cut the crap, Hamlet! My biological clock is ticking and I want babies now!"
- Hamlet, backwards.
- The Brick Joke when Ophelia drowns. The actor takes a cup of water, splashes it in his face, and walks off. When they do it backwards, he comes onstage and spits a mouthful of water into an empty cup.