Funny / The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (abridged)

  • An index card mix-up gives us this gem:
    Shakespeare invaded Poland September 1st, 1939, thus precipitating World War II. I didn't know that...
  • Soothsayer: Beware the Ides of
    Caesar: What, is that like, a band, or something?
    Soothsayer: That's the 15th of March!
    Caesar: Why that's today! *Hrk*
  • "Cut the crap, Hamlet! My biological clock is ticking and I want babies now!"
  • Hamlet, backwards.
    • "OOB"
    • The Brick Joke when Ophelia drowns. The actor takes a cup of water, splashes it in his face, and walks off. When they do it backwards, he comes onstage and spits a mouthful of water into an empty cup.