!! From the Creator/TerryGilliam [[Film/TheBrothersGrimm Film]]
* The whole film in general. When it's not attacking the viewer with bizarre NightmareFuel, it's downright hysterical.
* When they arrive at Marbaden and a tomboy tells her father about the Grimm's when the suspicious village is holding them at gunpoint:
-->'''Will''': Look at this strapping young lad!
-->'''Peasant''': "He" is my daughter.
-->'''Will''': ({{Beat}}) And a fine wife he'll make some lucky man!
* [[Creator/PeterStormare Cavaldi]] is a riot and a scene-stealer at all times he appears.
* "Trust the toad!"
* At one point in the film, the wolf shakes its head at a character's stupidity.

!! ''Once Upon a Brothers Grimm''
* Wilhelm runs into a witch who gives him the enchanted cloak.
-->'''Wilhelm:''' Jakob? Is that you?\\
'''Witch:''' Do I look like a Jakob to you?
* Wilhelm is stuffing himself with the goodies the witch of Hansel and Gretel made to fatten them and Jakob.
-->'''Wilhelm:''' Want some gingerbread?\\
'''Jakob:''' No! That woman never washed her hands before she bakes!\\
''(Wilhelm eats it anyway)''
* Jakob suddenly finds himself in the bed of Red Riding Hood's grandma, in her nightgown. He hears a knock on the door (the Big Bad Wolf) and shouts "Go away! There's no one home!".
* This dialogue:
-->'''Wilhelm:''' I don't know your name. I just know that you're a jackass.\\
'''Jackass:''' Well, that's my name. [[ADogNamedDog Jackass]]. You can call me Jack.
* The air-headed Little Red Riding Hood.