- The knights are sent on a mission while wearing hats of invisibility and nothing else. They ask for directions to a group of passing nuns... and being polite and chivalrous knights, take their hats off to do so.
- "You've covered my entire country in pig manure."
- Sir Kiftskate enters the chivalry classroom and bows.
'Sir Kiftskate: What have I just done?Sir Boris: You came in!Sir Kiftskate: No...Sir Morris: Yes you did! I saw you!