The Bard having slain the random wolf found that it had digested not only the contents of a small treasury but also various household goods... Wait, am I reading that correctly? That can't be right. Bard:
You'd be surprised. I find all kinds of things inside these beasties. Did I ever tell you about the time I killed this rat and out popped an entire chest... Narrator:
Well, I'm just going to skip those passages in the future. Bard: What?
That's a major source of income! You cheap, good for nothing horse's... Narrator: Ahem.
And so the Bard continued on his journey.