Just about anything Wayne says
- Wax: "Logic doesn't work on Wayne."
Wayne: "I bought a ward against it from a traveling fortuneteller, it lets me add two an' two and get a pickle."
Marasi: "I... have no response to that."
Wayne: "Technically, that is a response."
- Wayne: Now, if you were studying buffoonery and idiotic behavior, that is something we're experts on.
- Waxillium: Two tripwires, rigged with explosives. Nothing else dangerous that we could find. Other that Wayne's body odor.
Wayne: That's the smell of incredibleness!
Voice from the darkness: He is dead, young lady. I am sorry for your loss.
Marasi: [gasp of horror]
Voice from the darkness: Yes, he was simply too handsome, too clever, and too immensely remarkable in all aspects of his existence to allow to live. It took a hundred men to bring him down, and he killed all but one. His last words were "Tell Wax...that he's a total git...and he still owes me five notes."