Video Game Confessions' first episode involved Mario, which can best be summed up by this sentence:
Dominic: Where was I? Oh, right. His wife's a kinky slut.
Link hitting on Sheik, then pathetically backtracking when Zelda takes off the mask. And then Samus Aran comes in...
while it may be a small thing, I always get a chuckle over the Video Games Confession for Sheik/Zelda:
Dominic: She had this story involving a pig-man... Eh, it didn't sound that epic anyway.
Video Game Confessions turns Samus into a godlike Heroic Sociopath with a hilariously hair-trigger personality (namely, a Berserk Button that is nearly impossible not to press-body issues) as well as a Crosses the Line Twice approach to everyone (her..."logic"...being that she's reminding them that a body is a fragile thing by inflicting great pain on it). Just watch it. This Troper doesn't know about you, but she officially became my favorite character.
The Solid Snake episode. Hearing all the insane things the killer did to Snake's parents is funny enough, but there's the little issue about how Snake, being cloned, doesn't really HAVE parents... which, when Doug learned about it, immediately followed up with Dominic confronting Snake about it. What happened from then has to be heard to be believed. Why? Well... here's the line where things get interesting:
The Portal episode. 1. Chell being a political radio talkshow host before the tests, and 2. Killing herself simply because she was offered a piece of cake.
From "Theme Song Lyrics," a song about the devil incarnate stealing the viewer's soul, set to the sweet and gentle theme song of Doogie Howser, M.D..
Anyone who remembered Doug's meltdown over Doug in the Nicktoons review was expecting big things from the show's theme lyrics. It doesn't disappoint.
"Oh no, Santa Christ! They got Santa Christ!" (as Santa Christ) "I'm not ugly, ho ho. I just want to bring...Sega Genesises to the world."
The Tommy Wiseau Show. You do not want to serve Doug Walker a Frivolous Lawsuit.
The PodOmatic interview with Nostalgia Critic, Nostalgia Chick, and Linkara involved Doug, about 25 minutes in, ranting about 3D movies while doing an impression of Chris Tucker. It also had Lindsay Ellis doing a snarling insult of a company shipping policies in a German accent, then having an Ooh, Me Accent's Slipping into an East Indian one.
The Tommy Wiseau Show Live: (to a Hetalia cosplayer) "Yes you, the Nazi. I loved you in Inglourious Basterds."
Made even better in that the person was cosplaying as ENGLAND, not Germany.
After noticing that nearly all the buildings in Austria, as a result of age, need posters to cover up the damage:
"This isn't a city anymore! Its a fucking poster gallery!"
Doug makes his opinion of modern art abundantly clear.
Following on from the Nostalgia Critic episode about cereal mascots, he pauses in the middle of a tour of Vienna to make a detailed survey of how Austrian-localised cereal mascots differ from their American counterparts.
Pigeons fighting over Bugle crumbs while the Mortal Kombat theme plays.
The story about the old couple behind him when he saw Black Swan. "She's turning into a swan!"
Which finally resulted in: "CHICKEN!"
His "Top 10 Films I Hate But Everyone Else Loves" list. It's hilarious to see him go nuts over films like Matilda, District9 and Moulin Rouge!.
The "Top 10 Films Doug Likes But Everyone Else Hates" list has him describing what he liked about Star Trek: Nemesis and commenting that he's being such a geek.
In the "Doug's Top 10 WORST Clichès" list, while discussing the Jittercam trope, he goes "A little shaking is okay, but nobody runs like thiiiis! *flails around wildly enough to make his hat fall off*
And the bonus video of Eric Vale improvising that he's going to rape Hebert, with none of the people filming making a peep because they want to see just how far it'll go. It takes Vale knocking Hebert's head into the table to make them break.
From Doug's "Top 11 Nostalgia Critics I Will Never Do," he opens the video by noting that it's been raining a lot. Then as he reaches number 9, we hear it begin to hail. Doug pauses, then cries "And it's hailing! It's fucking hailing!"
Well, he DID say that Chicago had suddenly become Seattle, and God knows our weather does that.
From the Read Right To Left review of Naruto, as Y Ruler Of Time describes the Raikiri, which involves Kakashi punching people with an electrified fist:
YROT: Unfortunately, he doesn't follow up on his many opportunities to shout "I AM A MAYUN!!!"
Right before the timeskip, when Sasuke leans over Naruto's unconscious body and YROT realizes there's a little too much subtext going on.
YROT: Necklaces of each other's faces? Did they have a summer fling?
YROT's Prince of Tennis Part 3 has him slowly going nuts over the increasingly absurd action, before finally breaking during the last serve of a game, struggling to compose himself, and whacking the camera with his racket to avoid having to read anymore.
"You could write a 200-page page on how that gives a gigantic middle finger to kinectics!"
"...Which causes him to transform into one half of Siegfried and Roy!"
Things Prince Of Tennis Could Have Been About But Isn't Because Kenomi Takashi Is A F#ckhead, AKA the easy-to-remember acronym TPOTCHBABWBKTIAF.
"Arrogant, conceited, hates to lose... Man, this guy's a great classic villain! Would e a sucky hero, though... Right, Echizen?"
"Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Gary Motherf#cking Stu."
His reaction to the number of chapters in the series, as well as him realizing why it's so popular.
"Echizen's gone radioactive! He's gonna blow! (ducks)(resurfaces) And not the way he usually does! (ducks again)"
Y, ROT: Dude, Vulcan, you might want to stop groping the good shepherd, the King of Israel, the lion of Judah! ...Not out of concern for offending anybody, just if God turns out to be one of those overprotective father types? You're royally screwed.
On One Piece's female leads: "They're pretty well-developed if you know what I mean... by which I mean they're strong characters with interesting backstories.
Turns this into a Brick Joke with Bleach's female leads: "She's awesome, and she's well-developed! By which I mean she has big boobs."
"I'M GETTING AN EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENT TO A BOAT!"
One Piece...
Y, ROT: It's about pirates!
Pirate!Y: *In the worst pirate costume ever, and doing the hook with his index finger* Arr!
Y, ROT: Only some of them have super powers!
Pirate!Y: *Same costume but with a cape, raising his "hook" hand as if to fly* Arr, ar-arr!
His Call Back to Soulja Boy's Xbox Live video challenge when he mentions Marvel vs. Capcom in the lyrics.
When he explains that attempting to rhyme "anime" with anything will not work, and says any other word can make a better rap. So he proceeds to rap about his chair.
How about their video of The Legend of Kyrandia where Paw voices Brandon with a ridiculously pathetic voice? Or when they played Discworld and Rollo T voiced the Luggage as a foul-mouthed, Cockney racist?
Sean:"We didn't get 'im!"
Also, Angry Joe using a falsetto. Everyone is sent into hysterics.
The full version of Longbow on blip is even better. Among them:
The conversation between Marian and Robin (which goes on for so ridiculously long that Sean and Paw just begin to throw out random voices to make it entertaining),
The Jamaican Douche Tree,
Rollo T making the pixie shout "I'M GONNA FUCK YOUR GAME UP AGAIN!", as well as Y referencing The Fairly Odd Parents (nobody else gets it),
and their refusal to save over the point labeled "Pizzle-Nosed Wretch".
From episode 14, Coldguy laughing hysterically for almost 4 whole minutes.
"My daddy didn't love me!" "Daddy loves you just fine."
Benzaie climbing on top of Spoony wearing seemingly naught but the Nostalgia Chick's bowtie and commenting "I brought some coffee!"
From the outtakes, Lindsay chants "Dead puppies" while attempting to stop giggling, then shares that she imagines John Turturro getting pissed on. Understandably, Spoony replies "That didn't help."
My gods... the second episode... my gods the second episode... the Nostalgia Critic and Angry Joe's faces... oh my gods... too... hilarious... can't stop laughing... my stomach... hurts........
All of that was certainly funny, but what got This Troper the most was Bennett the Sage's nonchalant greeting at the end. Made even funnier after his guest performance in Ask That Guy.
Spooning with Spoony 2: How the Nostalgia Critic manages to keep a horrified face for over a minute with Spoony grinding out obscenity after obscenity right next to him.
Linking Up With Linkara!
Linkara: "...Can I watch?"
Nostalgia Chick: "No, cause that's exploitation and you're a feminist and that's bad."
RolloT: *trying to slit his throat* "CAN'T UNSEE!!!!"
As a bit of a Brick Joke, a little bit afterward, when they cut back to the group, RolloT is staring at a strawberry stem with this horrified look on his face.
The repeated cry of "[insert name here], what've they done to you?!"
This exchange:
Y Ruler of Time: Why does Piccolo wants the Dragon Ball? In the manga, he wants to use his wish to grant him eternal youth. But here, his goals are entirely ambiguous. So what does he want? Revenge?
How could we forget the exchange between Chow Yun-Fat and Ernie Hudson?
Chow: Aaah, Ernie Hudson... how did they get you here?
Ernie: They backed up this huge dump truck full of money onto my lawn.
Chow: Ah, have you gone swimming in your money yet?
Ernie: Not yet. But I'm gonna Scrooge McDuck it!
And then later:
Ernie: Yo, Murray just called, there's gonna be a Ghostbusters 3, and there's another dump truck full of money in my backyard. Yeah, have fun finishing Sailor Moon or whatever the fuck this is, I don't give a shit.
After hearing Iroh mispronounced, Y snaps and goes into an epic rage, which actually scares JO and Rollo T to the point where they huddle together in fear. But the real gem is Todd's reaction:
Todd: So which one's Goku again? Y Ruler of Time: *screams*
And Y's scream of anguish under the commentary after the pronunciation of Aang's name.
Paw's reaction when he learns what their watching.
The Running Gag of having Admiral Zhao's dialog be done as Aasif reporting for Daily Show.
After JesuOtaku finds out the Fire Nation is keeping Earthbenders in a rock quarry:
JesuOtaku: That's like locking Popeye in a cage of spinach!
After the other three go on and on about how the scene makes just as much sense in context after seeing the lengthy action scene in the earthbender's prison:
"Where'smymoneywhere'smymoney I am so sorry Avatar... Where'smymoneywhere'smymoney CHA-CHING I'M OUT OF THIS TURD FEST!"
Guess who the Blue Spirit is:
JesuOtaku: Is it A) Sokka, B) That Old Dude or... Todd: IT'S ZUKO!! OF COURSE IT'S FREAKING ZUKO! WHO THE HELL ELSE WOULD IT BE?!
The Critical Marine having a Vietnam-esque flashback to watching The Last Airbender.
Complete with "All Along the Watchtower" in the background.
"When we get back, we see that Oong and friends have reached the North Pole and apparently the most impressive green screen they've ever seen in their lives."
I BELIEVE IN A THING CALLED LOVE!
The censoring of Princess Yue's penis hair.
Lit Torches Count: 9, 28, 40, 104, Oh Fuck It.
LordKat showing up at the door shirtless with a banana... and Y slamming the door in his face and bolt locking it. All to the theme music for the Swamp Tribe.
Made even better by the text above LordKat's name simply reading "Why".
"I hate everything. Everything and everyone. None shall survive my wrath."
The Nostalgia Critic: Oh George Takei! Teach me the Spocker... well, this is awkward.
The Nostalgia Critic: Wow, you really let yourself go, 8-Bit Mickey.
Accompanying a particularly stupid-looking bending scene with "Single Ladies."
The true mastermind behind it all.. Jew Wario! Who... accidentally left his DVD in Y's case.
Kirbopher's appearance at the very end of the video.
Joe's absolute confusion over seeing Marzgurl and Jew Wario dancing.
Film Brain getting the living crap beat out of him by Joe for his bad reviews of Equilibrium and Beverly Hills Cop IV...and then Joe thanks him for giving the Alien vs. Predator movie a bad review.
Both of Dr. Insano's appearances on Hotel Awesome end with a Stinger of Insano being beaten up, except the scene continues on a few seconds and...
Ask That Guy's segment, leaving Joe thoroughly confused and squicked.
Part one is equally hilarious. Especially the dance-off with Benzaie which features a random cameo by Chester A. Bum.
"I just want to fit in!"
Also, Joe tormenting Dr. Insano is just hilarious.
Insano (Wielding an iron) Those accursed children, I will have them steampressed!'
Other Crossovers
The entire April Fools Day mega-update of Doug's three characters doing each other's shows, with varying levels of success. Chester fits into the Nostalgia Critic's role like a glove, That Guy With The Glasses makes a game effort at a Bum Review but can't quite get all the way into it, and the Nostalgia Critic is completely stymied at Ask That Guy With The Glasses.
Nostalgia Critic: (he's just been asked how do you take over the world) Ah, now this one I can help you with: [beat, realizes] I'm not telling you.
Nostalgia Critic: What's that thing he says? There's no such thing as a stupid question...well, I can't say that. You have all clearly proven that wrong.
(To a female Nostalgia Critic cosplayer)"Your outfit is turning me on."
"Every minute of every day I feel like I'm going to be murdered. But I've gotten used to it, just like I've gotten used to a pogo stick getting shoved up my ass." Doug is visibly thrown until he just says that he isn't used to it yet.
"We've got five croissants shoved up my ass. But [the French] still love Jerry Lewis." "Oh yeah, yeah, don't mess with Jerry Lewis."
Lord Kat's big time jump to seeing Dr. Smith.
Cinema Snob and Film Brain's joint review, both of whom take shot at the others age.
Film Brain: You were there at Woodstock, weren't you?
Cinema Snob: How fucking old do you think I am?!
"If you drink 35 beers and aren't dead or in a coma from alcohol poisoning, then God clearly loves you."
Film Brain: Wait, if you can't stand me why are you still here?
Cinema Snob: Because I like being an asshole. Who'd have thought?
Cinema Snob: (This film was made in 1990) How old were you in 1990?
While reviewing the Roger Corman Fantastic Four movie, Bennett the Sage helps Linkara get around his reluctance to swear. Then he gets tired of always using the same word...
Bennett and Linkara simultaneously backing away from the screen after the creepy "Can Johnny and Susan go into space with us?" bit.
The Cinema Snob and Phelous trying to review Troll 4 while various other TGWTG members randomly make cameos.
Jew Wario:(steps out of an elevator) CAMEO!
8 Bit Mickey *DING!* randomly teleporting either Brad or Phelous away or randomly teleporting in their place.
"Where was I just now?"
The Nostalgia Critic wanting to watch the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Spoony and Lord Kat's reaction to seeing Pumpkinhead dancing in Bloodwings: Pumpkinhead's Revenge
The cameo at the beginning from The Nostalgia Critic.
Nostalgia Critic: No, I didn't call you anything. "Poof" is just the sound I make when I vanish. (Shuffles away while grinning nervously)
"Is this because I raped you in Spooning With Spoony 2?"
Spoony comparing the game to Blitzball. Lord Kat is quick to point out that Blitzball is relevant to the game's plot prompting Spoony to punch him in the face.
The 2009 charity drive: Dr. Insano appeared in an attempt to take over the drive, only to have his goggles knocked off and be unmasked live before thousands. With the most appropriate timing in the history of anything, Spoony Insano screamed in horror for a few seconds right before the live feed cut out for about fifteen minutes.
The beginning of the drive is also pretty funny. Doug claims they didn't have enough money to bring in the guest reviewers, as they walk in one-by-one apologizing (completely deadpan) for not being able to show up, with excuses ranging from busy schedules to not liking the Critic to getting surgery. The last guest to enter is Rob:
Doug: The only other person that couldn't make it, unfortunately, was my brother, and… You know, it's-I guess it's not a really huge loss. He's always such a pain in the ass—
Rob: (slides into frame sporting a big shit-eating grin) Hi, Doug.
Doug: Oh, hey! Hey, I was just saying what a shame it was that you couldn't make it?
Rob: What's going on here?
Doug: I was talking about what a complete a-hole you are all the time, y'know, and how you can never actually make it on time.
Rob: You know, I just happened to be driving through the neighborhood and I saw that there were an unusual amount of parked cars outside.
Doug: Really?
Rob: I was wondering, you wouldn't be thinking of doing a charity drive without me, would you?
Doug: Now, you know I would invite you—I did invite you.
Rob: Oh, really?
Doug: Didn't you get the invitation?
Rob: Yeah, you mean the one that said "Hi, we're not doing anything this weekend. Feel free to go fishing."?
Doug: That's the one! Wha-were you going to go ice fishing, because it's pretty cold to go fishing nowadays, isn't it?
Rob: I was going to go ice-fishing, but I decided to come here instead.
Doug: Oh, that's just so kind.
The crossover videos to promote the Game Heroes' Hero/Villain t-shirts. On the Hero side, the Nostalgia Critic has been taken hostage and is... "being treated well", having given the Hero t-shirt (with his kidnappers wearing Villain shirts). And on the Villain side is Dr. Insano, who has just about the most ridiculously gleeful look on his face as he wrenches his labcoat apart to show it off to the world.
The bloopers of said scene add more comic fuel as Spoony's receives an incoming call on his cell phone while the scene is being filmed, with him trying to answer the phone a la Tommy Wiseau.
Benzaie's second episode of Working at Channel Awesome is even more deranged than the first, but it has the recap of all the best moments in episode 1 in quick succession anyway, just to start things off, but then there's Benzaie's freeze-frame "Oh boy", where he's actually frozen like that and Rollo T walks past and checking to see if he's okay. The goofy expression helps too.
From 8-Bit Mickey and Spoony's commentary of the a video featuring tips for the Wrestlemania video game, Spoony reciting the Konami Code a la Paul Bearer.
Little Miss Gamer's Psychonauts review. Lee's "Portable Brain Tumbler"...
"I don't think it's working!"
"Give it a second..." * whack!*
Doug, Linkara, and the guys from Youmacon's MST 4 K riffing Dragon Ball: The Magic Begins has some good moments. Especially the whole Kamehouse part...
At one point, they even found a slashfic featuring Santa Christ. "Here, have a buttplug! Ho ho ho!"
Later that same night (once things quieted down and most of the party had signed off), Angry Joe and Obscurus Lupa got into a heated debate on the entertainment value of Doctor Who. Joe stated that he had seen only seen one two-part episode and thought it was terrible; however, being unfamiliar with the show, he didn't know the title of the episode...or which Doctor it involved...or what season it was from...or any of the actors. When pressed for details on the episode's plot, he was able to provide the following information:
"I think they were in England...there was an alien force invading"
After a brief pause, everyone in the call yelled (in unison) "THAT HAPPENS EVERY SEASON!"
The ENTIRETY of Chester A. Bum's Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 review. It begins with Chester finding out he's in a Con and finds his friend Lester and gets an entire crowd to do a review with him. Several of the choices for the cosplayers-as-characters were downright funny.
The 2010 charity drive starting out with Spooning With Spoony 3. Y'know, for kids!
When Linkara is talking about the Megazord tank mode, he talks about it's two massive energy cannons, and of course, Lightning Vision!
Linkara and the last angry geek review One Moment In Time, no specific part, the entire review.
Nash and Jesu Otaku doing What The Fuck Is Wrong With You on Japan. Its hilarious until you see Hope's reaction. However, in order to cheer her up, Nash proposes they share the pain with others. Then it becomes triple hilarity.
Then Japan decides to get back at Nash and JO for giving them crap. First they send a Domokun, which savages Nash's face... and then his crotch. Once that's under a paper bin, Godzilla shows up outside... and Linkara shows up and takes care of him by playing the Green Ranger's Dagger Flute and summoning the Dragonzord.
The stereotypical southern hick accent and the way he just strolls in there makes it all the better, and then we get this...
Linkara: Oh by the way (drops accent) that's not my real accent.
Guru Larry constantly messing up the line "It's a made for movie TV movie." in the outtakes of his and MikeJ's National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 2 review.
Spoony and Sage's anime reviews. The way that Spoony flipped out toward the end of the Garzey's Wing review was hilarious, who wouldn't feel that way when so enraged? Then Lars, the professional ass wiper is brought in, leaving Spoony as blissful as he's ever been!
Sage: Guess what? Good news, it's over! No more "Garzey's Wing"!
Spoony: [entranced] What's "Garzey's Wing"?
Sage: Damn, that guy's good!
The trailer for the 3rd Anniversary special. All the characters come out in full cosplay in an epic lineup with appropriate music, and it is a treat to watch. In order, they are dressed as:
Hilariously, Doug doesn't even bother to sing it (even moreso than the other members), while Todd actually gets into it.
The entirety of Phelous and Linkara's review of The AirZone Solution?
The bits with 8-Bit Mickey, espeically the scene with Linkara in front of a mirror and 8-bit Mickey dancing behind him.
Obscurus Lupa's random first appearance "COLINNNNNNNNNN BAKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEER"
When Linkara attempts to renact the scene of Colin Baker and Perri making out: "Why is everyone in love with me?!"
"This is why he's the best weatherman ever. He has magic chroma key powers."
The duo's repeatedly pointing out the apparently heinous and secret information about the air not being purified that's played as some sort of conspiracy... despite the fact that it's public information and as Phelous and Linkara put it, "the people are just too stupid to look it up".
The ghost of 8-bit Mickey: "I'm not dead. I just have weird powers."
Playing the Star Trek theme over the Airzone logo.
(both clapping) "Progress is the way forward!" "We love generic statements!"
"I'm not really proud. I'm just going to leave you with that. I'm going to go hang out with Brad."
Linkara's irritation with Phelous being a Meta Guy.
After Linkara dramatically fake-punches Phelous with a loud sound effect, Phelous complains how it was obviously not a real punch. So Linkara punches him for real.
One particular bit that, according to the commentary, wasn't actually planned:
Early one morning (circa September 2010), Spoony, Sean Fausz, Angry Joe, PushingUpRoses and Skitch gathered on LordKat's livestream to chat and watch online episodes of Hoarders. The ensuing hilarity included (but was not limited to):
Nearly flawless "horror movie reactions" from the guys whenever a fridge or freezer was opened. "No! No! No! Don't open the fridge! DON'T OPEN THE FRIDGE! Don—AAAAAAAARRGGHH!!"
"My God—the lettuce liquified!"
Film Brain was present in the chat room during the viewing. While he was unable to watch the videos (as they were blocked outside the US), he said that just hearing the reactions had him laughing his ass off.
Joe attempting to eat a Pop Tart during the viewing. After an extended period of silence, Rosie asked, "You still working on that Pop Tart, Joe?" He replied (with an audible shudder), "I was. It's creeping up my throat."
Spoony explaining to the chat that Hoarders is "a litmus test": "If you watch the show and you immediately want to go clean your house, you're fine."
One episode dealt with a family whose house was crammed so full of junk that two years worth of Christmas trees remained standing.
Spoony:(singing) Oh, Christmas tree! Oh Christmas tree! I can't FIND ROOM for your branches!"
In the same episode, the couple revealed that they used to live with their three children; Spoony quipped, "Yeah, we think we have three kids; we can only find two...."
Nella running across the hotel room because she smelled the DVD.
Nella: I smell fun!
The way Nella stops brushing her teeth and dashes away, like "My nerd sense is tingling!"
In a similar vein, the way Paw just kind of appears and insists on joining in, followed by the "Discovery Song Title Name-Drop", complete with sound effect.
I've...been rooming with...MarzGurl. [Cut to MarzGurl talking her ears off about anime.] Jew Wario: I'm so sorry. [Everyone comforts her.]
Asked on Twitter, Elisa said that MarzGurl didn't have any script or prep time, they just turned up, asked her to go full anime-geek and filmed the result.
The Nostalgia Critic, Spoony, Benzaie, and Sad Panda all try a beverage called "Pussy". The innuendo flows like a river.
The 2011 Holiday Greeting has some great moments, like Nash slowly popping up with a big grin on his face, and The Blockbuster Buster being caught in the middle of "playing with his dolls".
The audience was discouraged from applauding at the beginning in order to save time. The replacement? Jazz hands!
Someone asks the panelists if any of them are either bronies or pegasisters, with Jew Wario raising his hand.
Also Coldguy holding up his fist akin to a brofist...or brohoof, as it were.
Somebody spots Batman in the audience, prompting Diamanda Hagan to stand up and start threatening him.
Near the end of the panel, someone asks Linkara when the next History of Power Rangers video comes out, the Rap Critic and Nella end up having to restrain him Linkara. This eventually leads to Nella throwing a bag of marshmallows (which Linkara had with him to throw throughout the panel) at the person who asked the question... only for it to be intercepted by another member of the audience.
The TGWTG Secrets event on Twitter, which had fans and producers posting bizarre and silly "confessions" about what goes on behind the scenes of the site.
Chick: "Turns out Suede was in jail for two years. New Zealand has surprisingly harsh laws for human trafficking.
Spoony:Luke Mochrie sleeps in a sensory deprivation tank filled with Rogaine in an attempt to cheat his destiny.
Film Brain is actually a centaur. That's why he never shows the lower half of his body in reviews. His human legs in specials are CGI.
Film Brain: I'm a New Yorker who tries to sound intelligent by faking an English accent.
