- "Beyond doesn't suffer from insanity; he enjoys it!"
- Beyond smears jam all over Light's jeans and calls it "art."
- Light gets annoyed when Beyond becomes overly fascinated by his own reflection:
Light: Vanity is a mortal sin, you know.
Beyond: Is that so, god?
- L leaps out from his hiding place and nearly gives Light and Beyond heart attacks.
L: Are you aware of the fact that he's an insane killer?
Light: Couldn't help but notice.
Beyond: Hey, don't talk about Beyond like Beyond's not even here.
- Light gets annoyed when Beyond and L are arguing.
Light: Shut up, you two crazy panda-people.
- Beyond mocks Light and his "faggy journal" and upon meeting Ryuk:
Beyond: So, you're ...a god of death?
Beyond: Hm, you're ugly...
- This exchange between Light, Beyond, and L:
Light: What the hell are you doing?
Light: Checking what?
Beyond: Whether you still smelled like...you know.
Light: Seriously, what's wrong with you?
Beyond: So many things.
L: You two are sort of retarded...
Beyond: I know you are but what am I?!
L: More retarded.
- Light has an Emo moment:
Light: I need to study so I can become a policeman like my father.
Beyond: Like you could ever make it, being Kira and all.
Light: Why don't you do a Mexican hat dance on top of my hopes and dreams, asshole?
Light: You know I used to think I took the prize for obnoxiousness, but what do you know, I bow to the champion.
Beyond: Thank you, you're too kind.
- Sayu thinks Beyond and her brother make a cute couple.
- Beyond walks in on Light as he's wanking off to Pamela Anderson, Heidi Klum, and Hugh Jackman
- Beyond's way of counting to three: "Okay...5-11-3!"
- Beyond tries to be a gentleman:
Beyond: After you, my pretty lady.
Light: I'm not your...pretty lady!
- This one:
Light (being choked by Beyond): Can't – breathe-!
Beyond: You and your needs...
Light: I swear to god if you don't stop this shit right now-
Beyond: There'll be a satanic wig?
Light: Huh? What are you on about?
Beyond: You know. Hell toupee.