Funny: TaleSpin

  • In "It Came from Beneath the Sea Duck", Kit and Molly are dangling from an apartment building with a telephone as a lifeline as Kit tries to call for help.
    Kit: Wildcat! Let me talk to Baloo!
    Wildcat: I'll get him, Kit, hold the phone.
    Kit: I am! I am!
    Wildcat: (calls out) Hey Baloo, phone!
    Baloo: (starting the plane) Not now! I gotta save Kit from the sea monster!
    Wildcat: (back to Kit) Kit, uh, maybe you should call back when you're not being eaten.
  • Don Karnage's attempts to sneak the Iron Vulture past the cliff guns at the beginning of "Jumping the Gun".
    Dumptruck: Can ve put our coats on, captain?
    Don Karnage: What?! And ruin a perfect cover? I am in disguise; you are in disguise; the Iron Vulture is in disguise! Life is beautiful! Within moments, my love boat will sail right under those Cape Suzette guns. See how convincing you are, ladies? [points to a sailor sending them a message in Semaphore] You have brought the attention of a handsome young sailor.
    Mad Dog: Uh, maybe he's trying to tell us something, captain.
    Don Karnage: Nonsense! What could he possibly be trying to tell us?
    [The Iron Vulture crashes into a rock, causing its disguise to fall apart. The gunners open fire.]
    Don Karnage: Uh-oh... Retreat!
    Dumptruck: Now can ve put our coats on, captain?
    Don Karnage: Today, Cape Suzette! Tomorrow-- (gunners fire) Is another day. Retreat!
  • In "Her Chance to Dream", Rebecca was waiting for Baloo to return, while he's at Louie's having a party until the ghost wrecks havoc. Baloo comes back all shaken up with his "dumbest excuse" yet.
    Rebecca: You lowlife excuse for a pilot! When you said Molly had eaten your maps, that was cute. When you said a big hurricane blew your plane to Louie's, that was mildly amusing. But this is stupid!!