- In the movie version the twins get to teleport a whole car to a magical realm. Naturally, Hilarity Ensues.
- Karsh, when trying to deal with Illeana's Cloudcuckoolander tendencies.
Karsh: (to Illeana) Would you like to put down the chicken wing and help me protect the girls?
Karsh: (cringes as Illeana double-dips chip) Now why would you do that?Illeana: I'm sorry?Karsh: You just double-dipped, you ruined the entire dip- just go, just... go.
- Karsh's exasperation when Illeana...double-dips.
- Illeana tries to walk through a wall, and gets dazed in the process.
Illeana: Hey, ok, I just walked through some '70s wallpaper that will leave me seriously scarred for life!