Funny / Swift & Shift Couriers

• In Rocket Ride, when the florist called Keith about the flowers, and Keith had finally snapped at Renzo, he didn't want to speak to the florist, Again!
  Keith: I do not want to speak to that fucking florist AGAIN!! OK, Renzo?!
  Renzo: I'm sorry, Keith.
  Keith: (to Vikram) And if you don't stop following me, I'll fuckin' fire you!

• —>Renzo: "I am fed up with you constantly staring at my wife! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!"
  Habib: But look at her! She's hot!

• In 'A Swifty Shifty Christmas', there was a scene when Mario had a fight with the Traffic Controller after he called Mario a coward.
  Traffic Controller: I'll fuckin' find you, and I'll burn your house down!
  Mario: While you're burning down my house, I'll be wearing your vest and rooting your wife, mate!
  Traffic Controller: No!
  Mario: Oh, and I'll be telling her to go slow!
  Traffic Controller: No!
  Mario: And stop at the G stop, darling!
  Traffic Controller: Noooooo!!!!!
  Mario: Yes, mate!
  • Later when Amanda crashed into the Traffic Controller and argues that she nearly killed him. Murray then caught Amanda for drink driving.
  • Near the end, when Mario took the woman from the pub home, who vomited on the van and then a taxi, and as he opened the door, look who he saw.
  Traffic Controller: What are you doing with my wife, you mongrel!

• Somebody took my pants and my shirt and my shoes.