* While it isn't funny to watch a kid act unruly and out of control, some of the things they say can be pretty hilarious. For example, one little kid was so mad at Jo for making him stay in his bed, he yelled at her to "Go HOME!"
* "Talk to the eyeballs!" And later: "Talk to the hand!"
* Meanwhile, despite being astonishingly rude, Rhys Howat from the original series spouts off "I DARE YOU TO FUCK OFF!" so often that it might as well be his {{catchphrase}}.
** Also from the UK Series, we have Ryan Ball, the 2-year old with serious attachment issues. On the night when Jo teaches his mother the Stay In Bed technique, he tries this line to get his mother's attention:
---->'''Ryan''': "I want a milkshake!" (''{{Beat}}'') "A really cold milkshake!"
* In "The Van Acker Family", Dylan goes through every method he can think of to avoid using the potty and spend the rest of his life in diapers. At one point, when Jessica tries to get him to use the potty, Dylan refuses because he claims that [[TeenyWeenie his wiener is too small]]. This particular moment was shown in such talk shows as ''Series/TheSoup'' and ''Lopez Tonight'', and in the latter, Jo tells George Lopez this:
-->'''Jo:''' He was just so innocent with it, he just looked at me, and he went, "Jo-Jo, my weenie... wiener's too small!" What am I gonna tell this boy? What if his parents are gonna tell him when he's sixteen and... it's great! The first stories he's gonna get at college, "And your wiener was too small."
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