Funny / Street Fighter Alpha

  • Guy's exchange with Bison in the Western versions of Alpha 2. It's made hilarious by the fact that a person as straight-laced as him delivers a line like this:
    Bison: "Bushin style ninjas are no match for Shadaloo soldiers."
    Guy: "I've fought your soldiers. Now I've come for you."
    Bison: "My soldiers are skilled, but I am supreme."
    • A more believable break from character, in Alpha 3:
    Guy: "I don't like to interfere in the lives of others. Everything should be left as is, but I must ask one thing. Cody... WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!?"
  • Zangief's ending in Alpha 3. How does he stop the Big Bad's Psycho Drive (which is also a Kill Sat)? By piledriving E. Honda into it repeatedly.
  • Birdie is either a brainless thug or a Genius Bruiser. Sometimes it's hard to tell.
    Birdie: "Make me an offer."
    Bison: "I'll offer to destroy you."
    Birdie: "Make me a better offer."
    • "If such strong fighters truly exist... they must be in one of those buildings over there."
    • In his Alpha 3 ending, his attempt to obtain Bison's power consists of walking directly into his power reactor. It doesn't end well.
  • In Dan's ending, he teaches Blanka how to roll.
  • Karin's butler will come to the aid of anyone, even if they're escaped criminals or the incarnation of pure evil.