- After Mace turns the tables on Gant's goons and saves him, Lenny runs back into the room and gives one of them a swift kick in the balls while he's on the ground.
Aww, that is fucked up, man!
- Also: "This tie doesn't go with blue!"
- Lenny runs into his former boss, Strickland:
Lenny Nero: Strickland.
Strickland: Commissioner Strickland!
Lenny: See, since you shit-canned my career, I don't even have to call you sir. One of life's small pleasures.
- Later in that same conversation:
Strickland: You're a disappointment, Nero. But you know what disappoints me more?
Lenny: Your sex life?
- After Mace gets into a sexy dress for the New Year's Eve Party:
Lenny: Hey, Mace. That dress looks good on you. I, I mean, better than it would on me.
Mace: Thank you. I think.
- This Gallows Humor after Max's Face-Heel Turn.
Lenny: I didn't know you were color blind, Max.
Max: It was the only way I could stand your ties.