troperville

tools

toys

SubpagesAwesome
AwesomeMusic
Characters
Film
Funny
Headscratchers
Heartwarming
Laconic
Main
NightmareFuel
Trivia
WMG
YMMV

main index

Narrative

Genre

Media

Topical Tropes

Other Categories

TV Tropes Org
random
Funny: Star Trek: The Motion Picture
  • After Spock compares V'Ger to a child, McCoy replies "This child is about to kill all life on Earth. Now, what do you suggest we do, spank it?"
  • McCoy again, after Spock rejoins the crew:
    Spock: On Vulcan, I began sensing a consciousness more powerful than I have ever encountered — thought patterns of exactingly perfect order. I believe they emanate from the intruder. I believe it may hold my answers.
    McCoy: Well, isn't it lucky for you that we're heading your way? [does hitchhiking gesture]
    Kirk: Bones!
  • McCoy again:
    Kirk: Well, for a man who swore he'd never return to Starfleet—
    Bones: Just a moment, Captain, sir. I'll explain what happened. Your revered Admiral Nogura invoked a little-known, seldom-used reserve activation clause. In simpler language, Captain, they drafted me!
    • What really sells it is his hilariously '70s Space Clothes and beard. (He shaves it between scenes later.)
    • For those with a military background, it's appropriately amusing to know that even two hundred and fifty years in the future, Stop-Loss policies and orders still wreak their havoc on poor servicemembers' retirements.
  • Outtake first seen in the ABC-TV version:
    After the transporter is fixed, an arriving crewman says "Someone wanted to first see 'how it scrambled OUR molecules'".
    Kirk to Transporter Chief Rand: That has a familiar ring to it....note 
    • Given that this happened only a few scenes after Sonak's demise in that very same transporter, it's amazing that Kirk or the audience can find that funny.
  • Not intentionally funny, but Bones appearing on the ship in a funky 70s robe-like uniform, full beard and "the eye piece of the Staff of Ra" around his neck definitely elicits a laugh.
  • In a rare aversion of his usual tendency to react in entirely the wrong way to a potentially dangerous situation and get injured as a result, Chekov's reaction when he's ordered not to interfere with the probe - which is clearly pursuing him while he tries (unsuccessfully) to retreat from it - is very funny. It's the look on his face that really sells it, but the way the line is delivered is hilarious too.
    Chekov: Absolutely I will not interfere with it!
    • Even funnier when you consider that in the original script this was Chekov's death scene. The fact that his whole demeanor is clearly asking Who Would Be Stupid Enough to try to touch the probe (or, more accurately, why everyone else assumes he will be stupid enough) makes the inversion of his usual naive behaviour even better.
  • Ilia reports to Captain Kirk, and almost immediately feels the need to inform him that she's under an oath of celibacy. Your reputation precedes you, Captain Kirk.
  • Kirk and Dekker discuss the possibility of manipulating the Ilia-probe's imported memories of Ilia's life, friendships, and loyalties, in order to complete their mission...
    Kirk: Commander! Will, we're locked in an alien vessel, six hours from Earth orbit. Our only contact with our captor is that probe. If we could control it, persuade it, use it...
    Ilia-probe boldly walks directly through the door, leaving a gaping hole in it.
  • The wormhole scene rocks this with Narm.


Star Trek: EnterpriseFunny/Star TrekStar Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
Star TrekFunny/FilmStar Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

random
TV Tropes by TV Tropes Foundation, LLC is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from thestaff@tvtropes.org.
Privacy Policy
5727
31