Funny / Star Trek Novel 'Verse

• Garak, Odo and Quark in the bar at the end of Hollow Men, when Garak explains (truthfully) that his trip to Earth saw him "punched repeatedly by a pacifist".
• The Orion Syndicate killing the gagh in Reap the Whirlwind: "Who could be so ruthless?!"
• The explanation of "The Admiral" in the Star Trek: Millennium trilogy.