Funny: Star Trek: New Frontier
- The entire exchange where Zak Kebron takes over his and Si Cwan's prison cell and declares it a Federation embassy.
- The leader of the Dogs of War berates his warriors for their fear and supposed cowardice:
"Are you men?! Or are you dogs?!
- Soleta responding to Shelby's overheard comment that Calhoun "broke it off":
"Will he be needing someone to reattach it?"
- Janos in Stone and Anvil, after his second Omnicidal Maniac bout:
"I'm in even more trouble than I was before, aren't I?"
- Soleta's rapidly growing frustration with everyone coming to her for romantic advice culminating with snapping at Lefler in a most un-Vulcan manner.
Kebron: I don't need romance. I have goldfish.
- There's also Kebron's response to the idea of romance.
- Calhoun asking Picard if he brought an attractive, naked blonde women with him to Xenex.
- Zak explaining why he doesn't get angry.
"Things tend to get broken. Heads, backs, necks..."
- The following exchange:
Morgan: A Level 3 diagnostic is like a gynecological exam from head to toe.Soleta: (raising hand) Captain, requesting permission to forget what I just heard.Calhoun: Granted, and I'll be following you.