Funny / Star Trek: Millennium

  • Crowning Moment of Funny: The explanation for the "Admiral" (the giant orange and yellow art piece hanging in Quark's Bar). Gul Dukat, who put it there, believed it was a portrait of a Tholian Admiral. It wasn't. Rom identified it as erotic art, representing a male Tellarite's reproductive organ. The particular abstract representation Dukat had chosen was that which hangs outside "Tellarite mud-pits of ill repute". Whevever Dukat brought his latest mistress to the bar, he would always gloat about the "portrait", causing Quark and Rom to raise their glasses to "the Admiral".