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Funny: Star Trek Expanded Universe
  • How Much for Just the Planet?
  • Spock's World

  • In The Kobayashi Maru, Kirk, Sulu, Scotty, and Chekov are trapped in a crippled shuttlecraft and decide to pass the time by telling stories of their runs through The Kobayashi Maru test. Kirk explains how he managed to "win" by hacking into the computer the night before and tweaking the code slightly...
    Kirk:"This is Captain James T. Kirk, of the USS Potemkin. We are on a rescue mission in search of a civilian freighter registered with the United Federation of Planets. We mean no harm, but we will defend ourselves if necessary."
    Klingon: Captain Kirk? The Captain Kirk?
    Kirk fought a smile as his bridge crew exclaimed in a single voice, "The Captain Kirk?" The "dead" navigator began to laugh.
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