In a friendly match between rivals SlayerS_BoxeR and Yellow, Boxer sneaks one of his SCV's up to Yellow's base. A common tactic of Boxer's at the time was building bunkers right outside his opponent's base, trapping them. But instead of a bunker he builds... an Engineering Bay. Then he just leaves it there. When Yellow finds it a few minutes later, you can see a smirk cross his face.
This game in which the zerg player mind controls a protoss probe and uses it to create a Nexus belonging to him. Out of that he creates a probe of his own and spells out "lol" with pylons on the map. He proceeds to create protoss units, as a zerg, against his protoss enemy.]
BratOK and Stephano who play against each other in a professional tournament. Neither of the players want to win, because that would mean going up against a crazy good player called Sen. As a result both players do impossibly funny implausible builds in attempts to lose.
BratOK: "gg gl"note "Good game and good luck" Stephano: "NO!" * BratOK* has left the game.
In Day Nine Daily #237, a player named Armad gets his base constantly Nydus'd. In a moment of panic, he lifts up his entire base and tries to relocate to a safe expansion, only to find that the Zerg is everywhere he goes. In the end, he sets up a circle of Barracks in the center of the maps, only to get completely overrun by the Zerg and losing the game.
To explain, what his ally meant by a "13 Gate" is to obtain 13 probes before building ONE gateway, but CellaWerra, who never played Protoss, mistaken it as actually building 13 Gateways. To top off the humor, CellaWerra actually WON. Though, it's just as likely that he purposely misinterpreted his partners advice just for the fun of it.
Poor Idra.note Idra was considered one of North America's best macro-style Zerg players, and is one of the few "foreigners" to be able to compete in Korea without getting roflstomped. However, he's much better known for his Rage Quits.
HOLY F%&$ING TALKING FISH BATMAN!! by the folks at Life's A Glitch TV. note The opening of this cast begins with Novawar giving a long rambling story that was making fun of Maximus Black's previous long rambling story (he made it during a boring match), wherein Novawar tells about a talking fish which told him a tale of a bird it met, who, desperate for food for its chicks, grabbed the diahretic poop of a man and fed it to them (paralleling Maximus Black's story where that happened). After that they get back to casting the match where there is a lot of fail, with red is looking like it was getting its ass kicked with no combat units, and blue only had two pylons left. Maximus Black, seeing blue coming in with his entire army, declared that if red won he would quit LagTV. As the assault came, red managed to sneak out most of his probes and attack the two pylons, and after being dumbfounded for a second, declares the above at the end.
WhiteRa quotes. WhiteRa is an old school player originating from the StarCraft Brood War days and is currently playing Starcraft II at the age of 30 while married. He's also from the Ukraine, speaks some English, and is one of the most loved, well-mannered players.
"make expand and then defense it". Which has reached Memetic Mutation levels, where WhiteRa defenses everything.
"speshal taktics". Which is code-named for everything from unorthodox Protoss strategies, typically involving Warp Prisms, to WhiteRa's method of delivering a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
This insane match between CatZ (Zerg) and XionS (Protoss) managed to completely befuddle Husky despite his own Seen It All mentality toward Starcraft games. CatZ mutated a whopping 63 Spore Crawlers in the first portion of the match, then later used an Infestor to control a Probe, build a Nexus, and then start making his own Protoss units. CatZ ended up having a very long Structures tab (due to having made both Zerg and Protoss buildings) and a bunch of Tempests, Void Rays and High Templar mixed in with all his Zerg units. By the last 10 minutes of the game, Husky was reduced to commenting on how at a loss for words he was over the utter craziness he was witnessing.