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• This exchange between Kingpin and Spidey after he's capture by the Insidious
  Sinister
  Six.
  Kingpin: Spider-Man. Having you here is a real treat.
  Spider-Man: If I were you, I'd cut down on the treats.
• "You want a trial separation already. I understand but... I'm hurt."
• From the Crossover with X-Men:
  "Power of Lightning, strike again!"
  "Um... Power of Webshooters, get real sticky!"
• "A nuclear reactor? Why don't villains ever pick bakeries to invade?"
• "It's not nice to rob jewelry stores in Mister Spider-Man's neighborhood. Can you say, 'I'm going to jail'?"
• "Rhino and Shocker? How'd they get together? Computer dating?"
• "SHOCKEEEER! YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME! I'LL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH!" It's his over-the-top delivery that really sells it.
• From Hydro-Man:
  Security Guard: Look, Spider-Man really is the thief!
  Spider-Man: Oh, great. Jameson will probably be selling 'Spider-Man really is the thief" t-shirts by noon tomorrow.
• The Take That to the Clone Saga when Peter meets the comic-verse's Ben Reilly: "This is starting to sound like a bad comic book plot!"
• Let me guess...The shirt...the skull... your name must be bonehead!
• Tombstone is chasing Spider-Man...
  Tombstone: Come down here and fight like a man!
  Spidey: I don't suppose I could convince you to come up here and fight like a spider?
• Peter's exasperated reaction to the Punisher figuring out he's really... the Green Goblin. It comes to a head when the Goblin himself shows up. "Well, whadday know! That must be ME up there!"

• Alicia: "Well, at least I won't be changing diapers anymore..."
  Silvermane (re-aged to geriatric level): "I wouldn't be so sure!"
  • I don't know about anyone else, but this Troper dies laughing every time baby!Silvermane ever opens his mouth. Just hearing a little kid's voice saying things like "Bah! My mind is trapped!" is hilarious.
• Tombstone observing the fight between Spider-Man and Smythe's Mega-Slayer:
  "Only problem here is, I don't know who to root for."
• An alternate reality's Gwen Stacy explaining that she recognized Spider-Carnage as the impostor because he's "as nutty as a fruitcake."
• The Kingpin helping save Peter's wedding by completely owning Scorpion with the Mega-Slayer:
  Kingpin: Gargan, your corrosives have no effect on this robot!
  Scorpion: Oh yeah? How about this!
  [Scorpion swings his tail, but the Mega-Slayer grabs it]
  Kingpin: YOU FIGURE IT OUT!
  [the Mega-Slayer swings Scorpion around until his tail snaps, sending him flying]
  Kingpin: I broke him? A pity. I was just starting to have fun!
• A loopy Harry Osbourne singing, "Spider-Man and the Punisher, sitting in a tree! MJ, MJ, MJ and me!"