- A lot of Spawn's interactions with Clown.
Clown: Everytime someone farts a demon gets his wings.(Farts twice)Clown: Oops, twins!
- "Spawny, Spawny, he's our man!"
- "In the name of the people and things of Hell, I dub thee...Spawn, general of Hell's armies. Arise, Your Crispness! Arise, Duke of Deep-Fried! Sultan of Sizzling! Emir of Ooey-Gooey! "
- Spawn's reaction to his hands forming into claws to help him scale the walls and escape the Swat team.
Spawn: Holy shit!!!
- Clown's reaction to being spotted by a couple of Hollywood Satanists:
"Why does God get all the good followers and we get all the retards?"
The animated series:
- In response to Clown being an annoying Jerkass:
Spawn: Look! Back off, before I permanently introduce your face to your colon.
- In the first issue, we get this Black Comedy bit with Sam and Twitch investigating on a crime scene:
Sam: And he wasn't killed by the fall?
Twitch: No, sir. It was his heart.
Sam: Heart failure?
Twitch: Umm... you might say that, sir. It was removed.
Twitch: Yes, sir. It was stuffed in his mouth.
- Spawn and the other bums in the alley get drunk and sing the Flintstones theme song.
- In an early issue, one of the bums is Elvis.