"I'm the Teleporting, Teleporting, Telephoning Fat Guy!!!"
One word: Stranded.
Day 17: "I found an apple in the sand, but it only lasted us a day. We knew that we would have to choose which one of us we would eat first. Robbie and I both chose Jamal, but he called us racist and threatened to eat himself. We told him that wasn't physically possible."
Day 18: "We were wrong. Jamal ate himself."
In their popular Pokemon parody, the Monkey/Mankey gag.
In Food Battle 2013, the Gummy Snake coming out of Anthony's "You Know Where".
Anthony: (With snake coming out of his pants) "MONEY!"
Ian: "That doesn't make any sense! I wrote your whole name on here! Look!" *holds Death Note up to his mom, with "MOM" written on it*
Ian's mom: "My name's not 'Mom', dumbass."
Followed by Ian getting very upset that he has no idea what her real name is.
Ian's Mom: And you'll never know! MUAHAHAHAHAAHAHA![throws a smoke bomb on the ground and disappears]
BIG HEAD HACK!
Ian's Mom's reaction to Ian dressed up like Honey Boo Boo Child.
Ian's Mom: "....F**k my life..."
An earlier clip shows her struggling to put a shopping cart up on a curb, and when her reaction shows, her name is subtitled "hates shopping carts".
The increasingly inane "facts" culminate in "Most people believe anything they read."
Two sequels, "My Twerking Addiction", and " Addicted to Selfies!" carry on the style and are just as funny. All are Take That videos to popular trends.
"Ian's Mom disowned Ian and in her grief she ate herself. Literally. She ate herself."
In Food Battle 2010, Anthony tries to use his chilli pepper as poison on Ian's Mom. It doesn't work. Then, in the very next scene, IAN tries to poison his own mom. It appears to be working at first, much to Ian's delight, but it was just a sprinkle.
Ian: "You're supposed to DIE!! [Starts crying]
Ian's Mom: "[Hugs him] Oh, honey...honey...you can try to kill me again later.
The whole "Twilight As Seen by a Seven Year Old" episode, these moments in particular:
Edward: My mom did it with a monkey
Edward: Yes my mom did it with a monkey, so what?! (eats banana)
The iPhone 5 spoof, they talk of how the vibration measures on the Richter scale, we then see it shatter the table it's placed on. When the owner picks up the phone, she asks the caller to call back. She then moves the phone below-screen and it vibrates again.
"My Stupid Dying Grandpa." ALL of it. Special mention goes to Ian and his mom fighting over who takes care of Ian's grandpa, Anthony forcing Ian to kiss his worst fear [a picture of Aunt Jemima] and causing him to run away screaming and crying, and Ian stealing a cookie from a little girl, right in front of her extremely buff father.
Narrator:Despite 16 epic quests in the land of Hyrule, Link only lasted 25 minutes on Earth.
STOP MILEY. All of it.
"LONGEST STARING CONTEST EVER".
Anthony: Yeah nothing gets between a man and his P Roll! NOTHING!
The entirety of their interview with Tom Hiddleston, in which they interview him seperately and are told by the other over earpiece to ask the most ridiculous questions and do the stupidest things, with the aim of embarrassing both themselves and the interviewee. And Tom just goes with it.
In the BTS video for "Movies vs. Reality", while shooting the fight scene, Anthony actually hits Ian but actually breaks his nose in the process. Ian later says he has "an Owen Wilson nose", and says he'll spend the rest of the shoot talking like Wilson. (Caption appears saying "Please don't.")
It comes back in the end.
Crew member: Have you guys seen Owen Wilson? Oh, there he is!