RE5 - Wesker/Chris Facility
Diabetus: Well you know, Chris and Wesker aren't really on the best of terms.
slowbeef: That's the thing, you know, they don't really like each other. I think it had to do with, like Twitter.
Diabetus: Yeah, I think it was some kind of YouTube drama.
RE5 - Jill/Sheva in the Ancient Ruins
slowbeef: This guy tried to impale me and he completely missed. I'm talking about his spear. I'm talking about his wooden spear. I'm talking about his wooden spear without any sort of innuendo whatsoever.
Diabetus: Look, dicks, okay?
slowbeef: Read my fanfiction, that's what I'm getting at!
Diabetus: Please! It's all I have.
: "Jill and Shee—Sheva were caught in the ruins." I got yelled at for calling her "Sheeva"
the other day.
Diabetus: What, like at work?
slowbeef: (chuckles) Yes, at work. My boss was really upset with me.
slowbeef: I have, like eight guys on my ass.
Diabetus: There's like a fan club following you!
slowbeef: Yeah, I noticed! Ohh good God!
Diabetus: (in "old-timey newsroom" voice) "Jill! Jill, we love your work! Jill!"
slowbeef: (also assuming the voice) "Jill! Jill Valentine!"
Diabetus: "Jill, can we please have a word?"
: "Resident Evil 3
was the greatest, rahhh! We're a tribe in Africa but this is how we talk, rahhh!"
Diabetus: 1920s Africa.
RE5 - And Now Something for the Ladies
Diabetus: Yeah, I'm doing just great over here.
slowbeef: Um... keep in mind that visual jokes don't really work on my end.
Diabetus: No, trust me, I'm doing great!
(slowbeef's screen shows Wesker (Diabetus) getting floored by an Executioner's hammer)
slowbeef: Ooh, ahh... all right.