Funny / Slither

  • "Bitch is hardcore!"
  • Also "Where is the Mr. Pibb?!"
  • The argument over whether or not Martian is a generic term for alien, or refers only to aliens actually from Mars.
  • Everything that comes out of Jack's mouth.
    • "Move it, cocksucker!!"
  • "What's with the spitting?!"
  • Upon seeing the mutated Grant for the first time: "Looks like something that fell off my dick during the war!"