History Funny / SleepingBeauty

* Apparently, in the search for Aurora, [[TheDitz Maleficent's goons]] hunted for a ''baby'' for ''16 years''. Even Maleficent seemed to find it funny... [[HaHaHaNo at first.]]
-->"'''''[[ChewingTheScenery CRADLE?!?!?!]]'''''" Did you hear that, my pet? All these years, they've been looking for ''a baby''.

'''Flora:''' Well, it's...it's a very ''unusual'' cake, isn't it?\\

* "Goodbye, Father."
"Goodbye, Father!"

--->'''Maleficent:''' FOOLS! IDIOTS! ''IMBECILES!'' '''OUT! OUT! OUT!''' ''[blasts her minions with lightning bolts with each word, blasts them some more, then heaves an exasperated sigh while sitting upon her throne]'' [[SurroundedByIdiots Oh, they're hopeless.]] [[MinionWithAnFInEvil A disgrace to the forces of evil.]]

-->"'''''[[ChewingTheScenery CRADLE?!?!?!]]'''''" Did you hear that, my pet? All these years, they were looking for ''a baby''.

-->'''Fauna:''' Yeast, one tsp. ''[[[NoPronunciationGuide pronounces as "tisp"]]]'' Tsp?

--->'''Maleficent:''' FOOLS! IDIOTS! ''IMBECILES!'' '''OUT! OUT! OUT!''' ''[blasts her minions with lightning bolts with each word, blasts them some more, then heaves an exasperated sigh while sitting upon her throne]'' [[SurroundedByIdiots Oh, they're hopeless!]] [[MinionWithAnFInEvil A disgrace to the forces of evil!]]

'''Flora:''' I do too... ''[gasps in horror]'' ''Blue!'' ''[waves her wand]'' ''Pink!''\\
'''Merryweather:''' ''[is happily enjoying the dance, then sees the dress is changed to pink and points her wand]'' ''Blue!''

-->'''Flora:''' I do too... ''[gasps in horror]'' ''Blue!'' ''[waves her wand]'' ''Pink!''\\

-->'''Fauna:''' Oh, but she doesn't, dear. Maleficent doesn't know anything about love, or kindness, or the joy of helping others. [[CaptainObvious You know, sometimes I don't think she's really very happy.]]

** He also has [[WesternAnimation/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs Queen Grimhilde]] show up to comment on [[TheyCopiedItSoItSucks Maleficent also having a bird as a sidekick]].\\

-->'''Maleficent''': Well, quite a glittering assemblage, King Stefan. Royalty, nobility, the gentry, and... ''[turns to the Good Fairies and chuckles]'' How quaint! Even the rabble.

* The fact that ''Maleficent'', widely considered BigBad to the ''entire damn Franchise/DisneyAnimatedCanon,'' apparently likes to send frosts that [[EvilIsPetty ruin Flora's flowers]] [[ForTheEvulz when the mood strikes her]].

-->'''Fauna''': Oh, but she doesn't, dear. Maleficent doesn't know anything about love, or kindness, or the joy of helping others. [[CaptainObvious You know, sometimes I don't think she's really very happy.]]

-->'''Maleficent:''' FOOLS! IDIOTS! ''IMBECILES!'' '''OUT! OUT! OUT!''' ''[blasts her minions with lightning bolts with each word, blasts them some more, then heaves an exasperated sigh while sitting upon her throne]'' [[SurroundedByIdiots Oh, they're hopeless!]] [[MinionWithAnFInEvil A disgrace to the forces of evil!]]

--> '''Fauna:''' ''[reading recipe for a cake]'' "Two eggs, fold in gently." ...fold? ''[shrugs, then folds in two eggs, shells and all]''

--> '''Fauna:''' Yeast, one tsp. ''[[[NoPronunciationGuide pronounces as "tisp"]]]'' Tsp?

-->'''Flora:''' ''[to Merryweather]'' [[NeverMyFault Now look what you've done!]]

** He also has [[WesternAnimation/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs Queen Grimhilde]] show up to comment on [[TheyCopiedItSoItSucks Maleficent also having a bird as a sidekick]].
--> '''The Queen:''' My, aren't we original?
--> '''Maleficent:''' I'm sure I don't know what you mean.
--> '''The Queen:''' May I ask what do you think you're doing with my crow?
--> '''Maleficent:''' [[TakeThat Making it]] ''[[TakeThat work]]''[[TakeThat , darling.]]

* Phillip's exchange with his father:
-->'''Phillip:''' Now, Father, you're living in the past. [[{{Irony}} This is the fourteenth century!]]
** That whole scene, where the king is completely losing it while Phillip teases him, [[ItMakesSenseInContext waltzes with him]], and just acts giddily happy all throughout.

* King Stefan and King Hubert having a drink. And then starting to have a brief argument (complete with Hubert using [[ShamuFu a fish as a weapon]]), which quickly dies and replace with laughter. During the scene, the minstrel sneaks a drink for himself a few times and ends up drunk. By the end, he's passed out under the table, with his head stuck in the lute. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESWZ6Ckmg8o Try to keep a straight face as he snores in that thing!]]

* After Prince Phillip and Princess Aurora/Briar Rose have met and done their little dance/duet, the way Prince Phillip then asked "Who are you?", and in such a ''casual'' manner, is hilarious. Her reaction is even better. She sounds so ''surprised.''
* Before Phillip and 'Briar Rose' meet, she's playfully dancing with [[ItMakesSenseInContext an owl wearing the prince's coat]]. Phillip makes his move by unceremoniously yanking the owl offscreen.
** Followed by Aurora's face when she realizes it's not the owl she's dancing with. To top it off is the owl's very sheepish "Don't look at me!" shrug and who-ing, as if he's giving an embarrassed chuckle.
* After they stole Phillip's hat, cloak, and boots and put them on the owl, the squirrel then pushes him off the branch and lands on the rabbits with the boots, [[https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/4/47/Sleeping-beauty-disneyscreencaps.com-3266.jpg making it look like the owl has legs]]. Also, the fact that the animals struggle to keep up with Aurora as they dance, especially the rabbits in the boots.

* The image above is during the following exchange between Flora and Fauna:
-->'''Fauna:''' ''[propping up a sagging 15-layer cake with a broom handle]'' Well, what do you think of it?\\
'''Flora:''' Well, it's...it's a very ''unusual'' cake, isn't it?\\
'''Fauna:''' Yes... ''[the cake frosting begins to flow down the broomstick, taking the lit candles with it, and Fauna scrambles to put them back on top]'' Of course, it'll be much stiffer after it's baked!
* The blue-pink color fight between Flora and Merryweather, particularly when Maleficent's pet raven looks in the chimney to investigate the commotion and then gets shot in the face ''and'' the rear.
** Plus the end when they strike Aurora's dress with their spells at the same time and turn it into a Picasso.
-->'''Flora:''' ''[to Merryweather]'' [[NeverMyFault Now look what you've done!]]
:: :What's funnier is Flora sounds like she thinks Aurora's dress is permanently ruined by this, even though she changes it back to a single solid color with no trouble just seconds later.
* Phillip's exchange with his father:
-->'''Phillip:''' Now, Father, you're living in the past. [[{{Irony}} This is the fourteenth century!]]
** That whole scene, where the king is completely losing it while Phillip teases him, [[ItMakesSenseInContext waltzes with him]], and just acts giddily happy all throughout.

* King Stefan and King Hubert having a drink. And then starting to have a brief argument (complete with Hubert using [[ShamuFu a fish as a weapon]]), which quickly dies and replace with laughter. During the scene, the minstrel sneaks a drink for himself a few times and ends up drunk. By the end, he's passed out under the table, with his head stuck in the lute. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESWZ6Ckmg8o Try to keep a straight face as he snores in that thing!]]
** After Hubert and Stefan's "fight" with the fish, Hubert sheathes it in his belt like a sword!
** Before that, their first attempt at a toast with crossed arms. Hubert drinks so deeply that Stefan can barely get a sip out of his.
** The minstrel turns into a BrickJoke later when he regains consciousness after sleeping off the wine just as the fairies are putting the castle to sleep. Merryweather sees him waking up and sends him right back under.
* Apparently, in the search for Aurora, [[TheDitz Maleficent's goons]] hunted for a ''baby'' for ''16 years''. Even Maleficent seemed to find it funny... [[HaHaHaNo at first.]]
-->"'''''[[ChewingTheScenery CRADLE?!?!?!]]'''''" Did you hear that, my pet? All these years, they were looking for ''a baby''.
** Maleficent's prompt UnstoppableRage. Really, can you blame her?
-->'''Maleficent:''' FOOLS! IDIOTS! ''IMBECILES!'' '''OUT! OUT! OUT!''' ''[blasts her minions with lightning bolts with each word, blasts them some more, then heaves an exasperated sigh while sitting upon her throne]'' [[SurroundedByIdiots Oh, they're hopeless!]] [[MinionWithAnFInEvil A disgrace to the forces of evil!]]
* When King Hubert sees Phillip and Aurora together at the end and gets so utterly ''confused'', as Phillip told him earlier that he was marrying a peasant girl. He eventually [[SureLetsGoWithThat just goes with it]].
-->'''Hubert:''' But Phillip, what does this mean?
* Flora and Merryweather ''again'' fighting over the color of the dress while Phillip and Aurora dance.
-->'''Flora:''' I do too... ''[gasps in horror]'' ''Blue!'' ''[waves her wand]'' ''Pink!''\\
'''Merryweather:''' ''[is happily enjoying the dance, then sees the dress is changed to pink and points her wand]'' ''Blue!''
** Even funnier, is how did Flora not notice the color change before? Besides the fact that they were busy saving the kingdom...
** Aurora's dress continues alternating pink and blue even after the camera "pulls back" to the still picture of her and Phillip at the back of the live-action storybook.
* This exchange between the fairies:
-->'''Merryweather:''' I'd like to turn her [Maleficent] into a fat ol' hop toad.\\
'''Fauna:''' Now, dear, that isn't a very nice thing to say.\\
'''Flora:''' Besides, we can't. You know our magic doesn't work that way.\\
'''Fauna:''' It can only do good, dear, to bring joy and happiness.\\
'''Merryweather:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Well,]] ''[[DeadpanSnarker that]]'' [[DeadpanSnarker would make me happy.]]

* What may be the most [[LampshadeHanging self-aware]] line in a Disney movie made during Walt's lifetime when the fairies discuss Maleficent's seeming to know everything:
-->'''Fauna''': Oh, but she doesn't, dear. Maleficent doesn't know anything about love, or kindness, or the joy of helping others. [[CaptainObvious You know, sometimes I don't think she's really very happy.]]
* As the fairies go hide in preparation for surprising Aurora, Flora points out one sign of magic they still need to hide:
-->'''Flora:''' Good gracious! [[ItMakesSenseInContext Who left the mop running?]]\\
'''Merryweather:''' ''[pointing her wand at the mop]'' Stop, mop!
** Note that the cleanup music suddenly starts again after Flora notices the mop still cleaning, then ceases after Merryweather makes the mop fall back to the ground.
* The fact that ''Maleficent'', widely considered BigBad to the ''entire damn Franchise/DisneyAnimatedCanon,'' apparently likes to send frosts that [[EvilIsPetty ruin Flora's flowers]] [[ForTheEvulz when the mood strikes her]].
* The German dub of the movie. Instead of a straightforward translation, the scriptwriter opted for emphasizing the "three bickering old ladies" aspect of the three fairies, partly through the choice of words, partly by adding additional lines spoken from the off. For example, at one point Flora talks about Maleficent as if she is a woman of questionable reputation ("Ich kenn doch diese Sorte von Frau!"), and when Merryweather has to gather all her power for her gift, Fauna remarks from the off "Kräftig genug bist du ja." (Loosely translated: "After all, you are built sturdy enough for it."). Those little touches make the fairies just more hilarious.

* Maleficent's assessment of the guests at Princess Aurora's welcoming:
-->'''Maleficent''': Well, quite a glittering assemblage, King Stefan. Royalty, nobility, the gentry, and... ''[turns to the Good Fairies and chuckles]'' How quaint! Even the rabble.
* King Stefan tells his soldiers to "[[ShootingSuperman Seize that creature!]]" -- that creature being the uber-powerful Mistress of All Evil. Maleficent's not indulging in some random, cliché EvilLaugh after she says, "Stand back, you fools!" -- she's laughing because she must be thinking, "YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe"

[[caption-width-right:350:Fairies try to do normal everyday tasks without magic. In this SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome, HilarityEnsues.]]

[[caption-width-right:350:Fairies try to do normal everyday tasks without magic. RealityEnsues.]]

* Before Phillip and 'Briar Rose' meet, she's playfully dancing with [[ItMakesSenseInContext an owl wearing the prince's coat.]] Phillip makes his move by unceremoniously yanking the owl offscreen.

** He also has [[WesternAnimation/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs Queen Grimhilde]] show up to comment on [[TheyCopiedItNowItSucks Maleficent also having a bird as a sidekick]].

--> '''Maleficent:''' [[TakeThat Making it]] ''[[TakeThat work]]'', [[TakeThat darling]].

-->'''Phillip:''' Now, Father, you're living in the past. This is the fourteenth century!

'''Merryweather:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Well, ''that'' would make me happy.]]

* After they stole Phillip's hat, cloak, and boots and put them on the owl, the squirrel then pushes him off the branch and lands on the rabbits with the boots, [[https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/4/47/Sleeping-beauty-disneyscreencaps.com-3266.jpg making it look like the owl has legs]]. Also, the fact that the animals struggle to keep up with Aurora as they dance, especially the rabbits with the boots.

** In his first introduction as an adult, Prince Phillip hears Aurora's singing voice and saying it's beautiful, his horse shakes his head like he's saying "don't start that". When Phillip wonders what the singing voice was, the horse rolls his eyes like he's thinking "how should I know?".