Funny: Short Cuts

From the manga:

  • This page from chapter 4.
    Girl: Hey Mr. Kamei... I want you to plow it into me.
    Narrator:plow n. An agricultural implement used for cutting, liffting, and turning over soil.
    Mr. Kamei:Young lady, I have no idea what you mean.
    Girl:Hm! I think you're being coy.
    Narrator:koi n. A type of carp found in Japan. Specially bred ornamental varieties are prized for their beauty.'''
    Mr. Kamei:You're not making any sense at all.
    Girl:I have a big crush... on you Mr. Kamei!
    Narrator:crush v. 1. to press with a force that destroys or deforms. 2. to squeeze or pound into small fragments or particles, as ore, ston, etc.
    Mr. Kamei:That's enough, and your grammar's terrible. *smack*
    Narrator:smack v. sound made by sharp blow or smack.
  • This entire page, especially the Brick Joke.

From the Film:

  • Gene pulls over Claire, who's driving in her clown makeup on the way to a party. He warns her that driving too slow can be just as dangerous as driving too fast. Before letting her leave, he asks her, in a ridiculously deadpan tone, "How many clowns can you fit in that car, ma'am?"
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