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** Just before that, Chon awakens confused, and exits the tent to the entire tribe whooping and cheering for him, scaring him back inside. Then he exits and is greeted by the Chief, who throws his arms up to welcome him in an embrace, but does so with such speed and gusto that Chon is startled and jumps back.
** Even she gets in on the quips when Chon starts protesting his marriage.
--->'''Chon's Wife:''' He didn't complain last night.
** Even she gets in on the quips when Chon starts protesting his marriage.
--->'''Chon's Wife:''' He didn't complain last night.
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* Watching Jackie Chan with that umbrella WHILE music from ''Film/SinginInTheRain'' is playing in the background.
** Watching it with closed captioning makes it funnier, as it actually spells out the "do de do do do de do de do do..."
* Similarly, watching Jackie Chan beat up a bunch of cops in a revolving door while music reminiscent of Keystone Cops plays.
* Roy's response after Chon recriminated him for pimping him out was priceless.
-->'''Roy:''' Chon, just go in there and do your business and [[DoubleEntendre think about]] [[BrotherSisterIncest your sister]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext in England]].
** Roy's reaction to seeing Chon with his prostitute, helping her readjust her sore back, involving a strange yoga position and some rhythmic motions.
--->'''Roy:''' Chon! We gotta move! We- Oh god! Chon, enough! Get up, you decadent philistine!
* When saving Charlie from the street toughs, Chon uses nearby produce from the market to fight the thugs. One of them throws his forearms in front of his face to protect his eyes when Chon prepares to squirt lemon juice into them. Chon waits a few seconds for the man to lower his arms tentatively, squirting the juice directly into them.
* Chon saves Lin just in the nick of time. She thanks him by slapping him as soon as her hands are free.
-->'''Chon:''' I just saved you!
-->'''Lin:''' You were late!
* Rathbone's annoyance at Wu's StealthHiBye entrances. "MUST you keep doing that?!"
* Roy messing with the palace guard. "That's the biggest damn beaver I've ever seen!" Then gets a GroinAttack when he touches the guard.
* Lin throws ''UsefulNotes/JackTheRipper'' off of a bridge and yells something that is subtitled with [[SymbolSwearing symbols]] at him.
* Roy talking about his future children with Lin: [[Music/TheBeatles Vera, Chuck, and Dave]]
* The appearance of this sudden heavy guy [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment we've never seen before or again]] during the pillow fight. He seems to enjoy it but Roy's just confused.
* [[BigBrotherInstinct After much conflict]], Chon gives Roy his blessing to Roy to pursue Lin.
-->'''Chon:''' But if you break her heart, I break your legs.
-->'''Roy:''' That's fair.
* After Chon escapes their dangling-above-water predicament, he battles Wu's mooks while trying to keep the gear holding Roy above water from moving. Several times he loses control and Roy ends up submerged, and upon being pulled up and lowered again:
-->'''Roy:''' Wait! No! It's dirty! The water's dirty! Hbalargblaba-
** And later when Chon ends up swinging the gear back and forth to hit a mook with the arms... [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Roy is seen being submerged neck-deep and pulled up again repeatedly]].
-->'''Roy:''' Just go ahead and drown me. I don't care anymore.
* The reveal early on in the film that Roy spent half of his and Chon's money from the first film writing a series of BlatantLies novels depicting himself as TheAce and Chon as the Bumbling sidekick.
* Roy insulting the scrappy street kid Charlie.
-->'''Charlie:''' Who showed you how to do all that kicking and punching?\\
'''Chon:''' My father.\\
'''Roy:''' Have you ever heard of those? They're parents. You don't 'cause you're a little orphan.
** This comes up again in the blooper reel, where it turns out the line was ''so'' ludicrously mean Owen Wilson could barely get through it without laughing.
* "Roy O'Bannon will not go quietly! You hear that, England?! Throw whatever you want at me! Your terrible weather, your perverted killers, '''''YOUR SPOTTED DICK!'''''"
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-->'''Roy''': [[AcceptableTargets Texas]]? ''[DopeSlap]'' Are you insane?
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-->'''Roy''': [[AcceptableTargets Texas]]? Texas? ''[DopeSlap]'' Are you insane?
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* Another great line from Van Cleef at the start of the clcimax:
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** Roy's reaction to seeing Chon with his prostitute, helping her readjust her sore back, involving a strange yoga position and some rhythmic motions.
'''Roy:''' Chon! We gotta move! We- Oh god! Chon, enough! Get up, you decadent philistine!
'''Roy:''' Chon! We gotta move! We- Oh god! Chon, enough! Get up, you decadent philistine!
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* Jedediah to his wife on the Imperial Guardsmen: "They're not Indians, woman. They're Jews!"
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** This comes up again in the blooper reel, where it turns out the line was ''so'' ludicrously mean Owen Wilson could barely get through it without laughing.
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** This comes up again in the blooper reel, where it turns out the line was ''so'' ludicrously mean Owen Wilson could barely get through it without laughing.laughing.
* "Roy O'Bannon will not go quietly! You hear that, England?! Throw whatever you want at me! Your terrible weather, your perverted killers, '''''YOUR SPOTTED DICK!'''''"
* "Roy O'Bannon will not go quietly! You hear that, England?! Throw whatever you want at me! Your terrible weather, your perverted killers, '''''YOUR SPOTTED DICK!'''''"
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* In the final shootout when '''all''' of Roy's shots completely miss Van Cleef, who takes a smoke break behind a pillar:
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* In the final shootout when '''all''' of Roy's shots not only miss Van Cleef, but completely miss even the large pillar he's using for cover, and Van Cleef, who Cleef casually takes a smoke break behind a pillar:break:
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** In maybe the best use of horse abuse since ''Film/BlazingSaddles'', Chon's horse snatches a bottle of booze from a drunkard's hand and chugs it in one go to the drunkard's disbelief. Even when Chon is too drunk to make a getaway, the horse also stumbles around to show it also is too inebriated to go anywhere.
* When Chon goes into a saloon earlier in the film (where he runs into Roy again), his horse initially walks up the steps to go inside too. Chon struggles to get the horse to hold still while the townsfolk watch on, agape. Finally the horse responds to "stay" by sitting like a dog.
* When Chon goes into a saloon earlier in the film (where he runs into Roy again), his horse initially walks up the steps to go inside too. Chon struggles to get the horse to hold still while the townsfolk watch on, agape. Finally the horse responds to "stay" by sitting like a dog.
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* Roy and Chon relax at a brothel and take the time to bathe, and Roy asks Chon if he knows any drinking games. What follows is the two knocking back shot after shot of whiskey while playing a very energetic drinking game. The two then spend some time waxing philosophical, with Chon asking for another round and Roy saying no...cue GilliganCut of both of them in the same tub, back to the drinking game, making an enormous mess of water and soap in the process.
** The best part of the whole scene is that while Roy gets just a bit tipsy at most, Chon ends up ''drunk off his ass''. And when the two need to make an escape by jumping off the balcony onto their horses, Chon lands on his horse backwards and can't figure out why his horse has no head.
** The best part of the whole scene is that while Roy gets just a bit tipsy at most, Chon ends up ''drunk off his ass''. And when the two need to make an escape by jumping off the balcony onto their horses, Chon lands on his horse backwards and can't figure out why his horse has no head.
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'''Jackie Chan:''' SHIT!SHIT!\\
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* Van Cleef's [[spoiler:FamousLastWords]]:
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'''Jackie Chan:''' Ooh, oh Wow, [[CurseCutShort shi]]--\\
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''[Jackie walking away from the camera]''\\
'''Owen Wilson:''' I'm talking to you! Turn around!\\
''[Jackie turns back, barely able to keep a straight face]''\\
'''Jackie Chan:''' Ask me if I give a shit!!!
''[Jackie walking away from the camera]''\\
'''Owen Wilson:''' I'm talking to you! Turn around!\\
''[Jackie turns back, barely able to keep a straight face]''\\
'''Jackie Chan:''' Ask me if I give a shit!!!
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* When saving Charlie from the street toughs, Chon uses nearby produce from the market to fight the thugs. One of them throws his forearms in front of his face to protect his eyes when Chon prepares to squirt lemon juice into them. Chon waits a few seconds for the man to lower his arms tentatively, squirting the juice directly into them.
