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'''Wang:''' ''[grenade launcher kill]'' WOOOO!! It's like playing pool with high explosives!\\
'''Wang:''' ''[bow kill]'' Get the point?!\\

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'''Wang:''' ''[grenade launcher kill]'' WOOOO!! '''WOOOO!!''' It's like playing pool with high explosives!\\
'''Wang:''' ''[bow kill]'' Get the point?!\\point?!/Just the tip!\\



'''Wang:''' ''[killing a Serpentaur/Claw]'' [[SeenItAll You're not the ugliest thing I've killed today.]]\\

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'''Wang:''' ''[killing a Serpentaur/Claw]'' ''(nonchalant)'' [[SeenItAll You're not the ugliest thing I've killed today.]]\\



'''Wang:''' ''[killing an Elite enemy]'' Who... wants... some... '''WAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNG?!'''\\

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'''Wang:''' ''[killing an Elite enemy]'' Who... wants... some... '''WAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNG?!'''\\'''''WAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNG?!!'''''\\



'''Wang:''' ''[taking a lot of damage]'' This seems a lot less painful than it does in video games... fuck!\\

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'''Wang:''' ''[taking a lot of damage]'' This seems a lot less painful than it does in video games... fuck!\\''fuck!''\\
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--> '''Wang:''' Cutting up thugs with their faces so ugly~! Stomping on demons who aren't all that snuggly~! Shooting at Nightmares that fly with their wings~! These are a few of [[https://youtu.be/Pkb4MzJJGME?t=640 my favorite things~! ]]

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--> '''Wang:''' -->'''Wang:''' Cutting up thugs with their faces so ugly~! Stomping on demons who aren't all that snuggly~! Shooting at Nightmares that fly with their wings~! These are a few of [[https://youtu.be/Pkb4MzJJGME?t=640 my favorite things~! ]]



--> '''Wang:''' ''[revolver kill]'' [[Film/DirtyHarry Do you feel lucky]], prick/dipshit/asshole/chump/Mary?
--> '''Wang:''' ''[SMG kill]'' You know what's funny? You're full of holes!
--> '''Wang:''' ''[handgun kill]'' Chuck, chuck! Doesn't sound like good news for you!
--> '''Wang:''' ''[assault rifle kill]'' [[Film/FullMetalJacket This is my rifle, this is my Wang.]] Wait a second...
--> '''Wang:''' ''[shotgun kill]'' BOOM GOES DA [[Film/ArmyOfDarkness BOOMSTICK]]!
--> '''Wang:''' ''[grenade launcher kill]'' WOOOO!! It's like playing pool with high explosives!
--> '''Wang:''' ''[bow kill]'' Get the point?!
--> '''Wang:''' ''[reloading]'' Oh hello, new ammo friends! Are you ready to kill some people/fuckfaces?
--> '''Wang:''' ''[equipping a bow]'' Hello, I'm Lo Wang, and I'll be your acupuncturist today!/Hey, could you put an apple on your head real quick?
--> '''Wang:''' ''[killing a Fang]'' Ban-fucking-zai you ugly son of a bitch!
--> '''Wang:''' ''[killing a Serpentaur/Claw]'' [[SeenItAll You're not the ugliest thing I've killed today.]]
--> '''Wang:''' ''[killing a human]'' Hey, you dropped something! Oh, it's your dignity/blood.
--> '''Wang:''' ''[overkill]'' This isn't your day/week/month/year/century/millennium/''lifetime''.
--> '''Wang:''' ''[trying to use power without chi]'' Where the fuck is the Chi when you need it?
--> '''Wang:''' ''[casting Vanish]'' [[WesternAnimation/ElmerFudd Shhh. Be vewy vewy quiet.]] I'm hunting dickheads.
--> '''Wang:''' ''[killing with Vanish]'' Crouching Tiger, hidden Wang. Hehehe.
--> '''Wang:''' ''[killing an Elite enemy]'' Who... wants... some... '''WAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNG?!'''
--> '''Wang:''' COWA-FUCKING-BUNGA!
--> '''Wang:''' ''[taking a lot of damage]'' This seems a lot less painful than it does in video games... fuck!
--> '''Wang:''' ''[taking a lot of damage]'' Oh fuck me!

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--> '''Wang:''' -->'''Wang:''' ''[revolver kill]'' [[Film/DirtyHarry Do you feel lucky]], prick/dipshit/asshole/chump/Mary?
-->
prick/dipshit/asshole/chump/Mary?\\
'''Wang:''' ''[SMG kill]'' You know what's funny? You're full of holes!
-->
holes!\\
'''Wang:''' ''[handgun kill]'' Chuck, chuck! Doesn't sound like good news for you!
-->
you!\\
'''Wang:''' ''[assault rifle kill]'' [[Film/FullMetalJacket This is my rifle, this is my Wang.]] Wait a second...
-->
second...\\
'''Wang:''' ''[shotgun kill]'' BOOM GOES DA [[Film/ArmyOfDarkness BOOMSTICK]]!
-->
BOOMSTICK]]!\\
'''Wang:''' ''[grenade launcher kill]'' WOOOO!! It's like playing pool with high explosives!
-->
explosives!\\
'''Wang:''' ''[bow kill]'' Get the point?!
-->
point?!\\
'''Wang:''' ''[reloading]'' Oh hello, new ammo friends! Are you ready to kill some people/fuckfaces?
-->
people/fuckfaces?\\
'''Wang:''' ''[equipping a bow]'' Hello, I'm Lo Wang, and I'll be your acupuncturist today!/Hey, could you put an apple on your head real quick?
-->
quick?\\
'''Wang:''' ''[killing a Fang]'' Ban-fucking-zai you ugly son of a bitch!
-->
bitch!\\
'''Wang:''' ''[killing a Serpentaur/Claw]'' [[SeenItAll You're not the ugliest thing I've killed today.]]
-->
]]\\
'''Wang:''' ''[killing a human]'' Hey, you dropped something! Oh, it's your dignity/blood.
-->
dignity/blood.\\
'''Wang:''' ''[overkill]'' This isn't your day/week/month/year/century/millennium/''lifetime''.
-->
day/week/month/year/century/millennium/''lifetime''.\\
'''Wang:''' ''[trying to use power without chi]'' Where the fuck is the Chi when you need it?
-->
it?\\
'''Wang:''' ''[casting Vanish]'' [[WesternAnimation/ElmerFudd Shhh. Be vewy vewy quiet.]] I'm hunting dickheads.
-->
dickheads.\\
'''Wang:''' ''[killing with Vanish]'' Crouching Tiger, hidden Wang. Hehehe.
-->
Hehehe.\\
'''Wang:''' ''[killing an Elite enemy]'' Who... wants... some... '''WAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNG?!'''
-->
'''WAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNG?!'''\\
'''Wang:''' COWA-FUCKING-BUNGA!
-->
COWA-FUCKING-BUNGA!\\
'''Wang:''' ''[taking a lot of damage]'' This seems a lot less painful than it does in video games... fuck!
-->
fuck!\\
'''Wang:''' ''[taking a lot of damage]'' Oh fuck me!



--> '''Wang:''' Oh man, if you guys get any more ugly, I'm going to have to start killing you blindfolded.
--> '''Wang:''' Oh, hey you guys, you need directions? Just take a sharp left through my sword and keep on going.
--> '''Wang:''' ''[visiting Zilla City for the first time]'' Zilla shitty. I-I mean city. No... I mean, shitty.

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--> '''Wang:''' -->'''Wang:''' Oh man, if you guys get any more ugly, I'm going to have to start killing you blindfolded.
-->
blindfolded.\\
'''Wang:''' Oh, hey you guys, you need directions? Just take a sharp left through my sword and keep on going.
-->
going.\\
'''Wang:''' ''[visiting Zilla City for the first time]'' Zilla shitty. I-I mean city. No... I mean, shitty.



--> '''Li'l Wang:''' This katana got ice in its veins, blood in its eyes, hate in its heart and love on its mind.
-->'''Marvin:''' This is what you get when you let retro-futurist hipsters into a weapons lab. Looks like Flash Gordon, punches like Jack Dempsey.
-->'''Jigoku''': What looks like intricate carving on this weapon is actually twelve trapped demons howling for souls to devour. [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Not kidding.]]
--> '''Hauer:''' Mom's Hamburger Recipe: Point this in the general direction of your enemies. Pull trigger. You're the best, Mom!
--> '''The Duke:''' Some say automatic grenade launchers are tacky. Others say "Oh my god, you blew my legs off with your automatic grenade launcher!"
--> '''[=ZI-R0B1N=]:''' Why put Chi plasma tech into a bow? Why does a dog lick his balls?
-->'''Fist of Gozu''': Big, meaty, and brutal, just as its namesake. What else did you expect from a big F-ing axe?
-->'''Arm of Orochi''': ....[[ShoutOut An elegant weapon]] for an [[Franchise/StarWars entirely uncivilized age]].
-->'''Nobitsura Ka-Ge''': A modern replica, recreating a beloved blade to its tiny detail (weird-ass deamon [sic] soul not included). The set includes an update on the notation of the blade for customers who mispronounced the hell out of it (seriously... 'cage'?). The item was created with the high-end Western market in mind, focusing on hardcore cosplayers and die-hard fans. WARNING! Not for children under 3 years; choking hazard.
--> '''Thorntail:''' Thank god fleas are so small you can't see their OH GOD KILL IT WITH FIRE.
--> '''Talon:''' The same way Claws can turn into Talons, sometimes Talons split into Claws. It's the circle of shiiiite...
--> '''Crawler:''' These feral demons reproduce with abandon in the wilderness. At least someone's having fun out there.
--> '''Mother Drone:''' Mommy, where do drones come from? FROM THIS GIANT NIGHTMARE DRONE MOTHER. Now for the last time, go to sleep.
-->'''One-Trick Pony:''' The One Trick Pony has one trick. It's a pretty good trick.

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--> '''Li'l -->'''Li'l Wang:''' This katana got ice in its veins, blood in its eyes, hate in its heart and love on its mind.
-->'''Marvin:'''
mind.\\
'''Marvin:'''
This is what you get when you let retro-futurist hipsters into a weapons lab. Looks like Flash Gordon, punches like Jack Dempsey. \n-->'''Jigoku''': \\
'''Jigoku''':
What looks like intricate carving on this weapon is actually twelve trapped demons howling for souls to devour. [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Not kidding.]]
-->
]]\\
'''Hauer:''' Mom's Hamburger Recipe: Point this in the general direction of your enemies. Pull trigger. You're the best, Mom!
-->
Mom!\\
'''The Duke:''' Some say automatic grenade launchers are tacky. Others say "Oh my god, you blew my legs off with your automatic grenade launcher!"
-->
launcher!"\\
'''[=ZI-R0B1N=]:''' Why put Chi plasma tech into a bow? Why does a dog lick his balls?
-->'''Fist
balls?\\
'''Fist
of Gozu''': Big, meaty, and brutal, just as its namesake. What else did you expect from a big F-ing axe?
-->'''Arm
axe?\\
'''Arm
of Orochi''': ....[[ShoutOut An elegant weapon]] for an [[Franchise/StarWars entirely uncivilized age]].
-->'''Nobitsura
age]].\\
'''Nobitsura
Ka-Ge''': A modern replica, recreating a beloved blade to its tiny detail (weird-ass deamon [sic] soul not included). The set includes an update on the notation of the blade for customers who mispronounced the hell out of it (seriously... 'cage'?). The item was created with the high-end Western market in mind, focusing on hardcore cosplayers and die-hard fans. WARNING! Not for children under 3 years; choking hazard.
-->
hazard.\\
'''Thorntail:''' Thank god fleas are so small you can't see their OH GOD KILL IT WITH FIRE.
-->
FIRE.\\
'''Talon:''' The same way Claws can turn into Talons, sometimes Talons split into Claws. It's the circle of shiiiite...
-->
shiiiite...\\
'''Crawler:''' These feral demons reproduce with abandon in the wilderness. At least someone's having fun out there.
-->
there.\\
'''Mother Drone:''' Mommy, where do drones come from? FROM THIS GIANT NIGHTMARE DRONE MOTHER. Now for the last time, go to sleep.
-->'''One-Trick
sleep.\\
'''One-Trick
Pony:''' The One Trick Pony has one trick. It's a pretty good trick.



--> '''Wang:''' The Way of the Wang is long. The Way of the Wang is hard. The Way of the Wang is ribbed... for her pleasure.

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--> '''Wang:''' -->'''Wang:''' The Way of the Wang is long. The Way of the Wang is hard. The Way of the Wang is ribbed... for her pleasure.
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* Wang's quips at Smith expense (calling him "white man" and "old man")[[note]]Smith is half-black and half-Japanese[[/note]] is highly amusing. The former leaves Smith bemused and the latter is enough for him to threat to cut off Wang's, well, wang.

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* Wang's quips at Smith expense (calling him "white man" and "old man")[[note]]Smith is half-black and half-Japanese[[/note]] is highly amusing. The former leaves Smith bemused and the latter is enough for him to threat threaten to cut off Wang's, well, wang.
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* Wang's quips at Smith expense (calling him "white man" and "old man") is highly amusing. The former leaves Smith bemused and the latter is enough for him to threat to cut off Wang's, well, wang.

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* Wang's quips at Smith expense (calling him "white man" and "old man") man")[[note]]Smith is half-black and half-Japanese[[/note]] is highly amusing. The former leaves Smith bemused and the latter is enough for him to threat to cut off Wang's, well, wang.
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--> '''Wang:''' ''[visiting Zilla City for the first time]'' Zilla shitty. I-I mean city. No... I mean, shitty.
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--> '''Wang:''' ''[handgun kill]'' Chuck, chuck! Doesn't sound good news for you!

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--> '''Wang:''' ''[handgun kill]'' Chuck, chuck! Doesn't sound like good news for you!



--> '''Wang:''' ''[crying to use power without chi]'' Where the fuck is the Chi when you need it?

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--> '''Wang:''' ''[crying ''[trying to use power without chi]'' Where the fuck is the Chi when you need it?

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--> '''Wang:''' ''[handgun kill]'' Chuck, chuck! Doesn't sound good for you!

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--> '''Wang:''' ''[SMG kill]'' You know what's funny? You're full of holes!
--> '''Wang:''' ''[handgun kill]'' Chuck, chuck! Doesn't sound good news for you!


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--> '''Wang:''' ''[killing a Fang]'' Ban-fucking-zai you ugly son of a bitch!


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--> '''Wang:''' ''[crying to use power without chi]'' Where the fuck is the Chi when you need it?


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--> '''Wang:''' ''[killing with Vanish]'' Crouching Tiger, hidden Wang. Hehehe.


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--> '''Wang:''' ''[taking a lot of damage]'' This seems a lot less painful than it does in video games... fuck!
--> '''Wang:''' ''[taking a lot of damage]'' Oh fuck me!
* Continuing with Wang's incapacity of keeping his mouth shut for our amusement he has plenty of mission related quotes:
--> '''Wang:''' Oh man, if you guys get any more ugly, I'm going to have to start killing you blindfolded.
--> '''Wang:''' Oh, hey you guys, you need directions? Just take a sharp left through my sword and keep on going.

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* Wang's quips at Smith expense (calling him "white man" and "old man") is highly amusing. The former leaves Smith bemused and the latter is enough for him to threat to cut off Wang's, well, wang.



--> '''Wang:''' ''[handgun kill]'' [[Film/DirtyHarry Do you feel lucky]], prick/dipshit/asshole/chump/Mary?

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--> '''Wang:''' ''[revolver kill]'' [[Film/DirtyHarry Do you feel lucky]], prick/dipshit/asshole/chump/Mary?
--> '''Wang:''' ''[handgun kill]'' [[Film/DirtyHarry Do you feel lucky]], prick/dipshit/asshole/chump/Mary?Chuck, chuck! Doesn't sound good for you!



--> '''Wang:''' ''[grenade launcher kill]'' WOOOO!! It's like playing pool with high explosives!



--> '''Wang:''' ''[killing a demon]'' [[SeenItAll You're not the ugliest thing I've killed today.]]

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--> '''Wang:''' ''[killing a demon]'' Serpentaur/Claw]'' [[SeenItAll You're not the ugliest thing I've killed today.]]



--> '''Wang:''' Who...wants...some...WAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNG?!

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--> '''Wang:''' Who...wants...some...WAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNG?!''[killing an Elite enemy]'' Who... wants... some... '''WAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNG?!'''
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* Early in the game Wang is ambushed by a horde of enemies which literally fall from the sky, all he can do is sing in a tone of self-mockery with a dash of OhCrap [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmcpqgwPmW0 "fuck my life".]]
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--> '''Wang:''' ''[casting Vanish]'' [[WesternAnimation/ElmerFudd Shhh. Be vewy vewy quiet.]] I'm hunting dickheads.
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-->'''Nobitsura Ka-Ge''': A modern replica, recreating a beloved blade to its tiny detail (weird-ass demon soul not included). The set includes an update on the notation of the blade for customers who mispronounced the hell out of it (seriously... 'cage'?). The item was created with the high-end Western market in mind, focusing on hardcore cosplayers and die-hard fans. WARNING! Not for children under 3 years; choking hazard.

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-->'''Nobitsura Ka-Ge''': A modern replica, recreating a beloved blade to its tiny detail (weird-ass demon deamon [sic] soul not included). The set includes an update on the notation of the blade for customers who mispronounced the hell out of it (seriously... 'cage'?). The item was created with the high-end Western market in mind, focusing on hardcore cosplayers and die-hard fans. WARNING! Not for children under 3 years; choking hazard.
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-->'''One-Trick Pony:''' The One Trick Pony has one trick. It's a pretty good trick.
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-->'''Nobitsura Ka-Ge''': A modern replica, recreating a beloved blade to its tiny detail (weird-ass demon soul not included)....The item was created with the high-end Western market in mind, focusing on hardcore cosplayers and die-hard fans. WARNING! Not for children under 3 years; choking hazard.

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-->'''Nobitsura Ka-Ge''': A modern replica, recreating a beloved blade to its tiny detail (weird-ass demon soul not included)....included). The set includes an update on the notation of the blade for customers who mispronounced the hell out of it (seriously... 'cage'?). The item was created with the high-end Western market in mind, focusing on hardcore cosplayers and die-hard fans. WARNING! Not for children under 3 years; choking hazard.
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-->'''Marvin''': This is what you get when you let retro-futurist hipsters into your weapons lab.
-->'''Jigoku''': What l;ooks like intricate carving on this weapon is actually twelve trapped demons howling for souls to devour. [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Not kidding.]]

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-->'''Marvin''': -->'''Marvin:''' This is what you get when you let retro-futurist hipsters into your a weapons lab.
lab. Looks like Flash Gordon, punches like Jack Dempsey.
-->'''Jigoku''': What l;ooks looks like intricate carving on this weapon is actually twelve trapped demons howling for souls to devour. [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Not kidding.]]



-->'''Nobitsura Ka-Ge''': A modern replica, recreating a beloved blade to its tiny detail (weird-ass deamon soul not included)....The item was created with the high-end Western market in mind, focusing on hardcore cosplayers and die-hard fans. WARNING! Not for children under 3 years; choking hazard.

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-->'''Nobitsura Ka-Ge''': A modern replica, recreating a beloved blade to its tiny detail (weird-ass deamon demon soul not included)....The item was created with the high-end Western market in mind, focusing on hardcore cosplayers and die-hard fans. WARNING! Not for children under 3 years; choking hazard.
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-->'''Arm of Orochi''': ....[[ShouOut An elegant weapon]] for an [[Franchise/StarWars entirely uncivilized age]].

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-->'''Arm of Orochi''': ....[[ShouOut [[ShoutOut An elegant weapon]] for an [[Franchise/StarWars entirely uncivilized age]].

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