Funny / Seeking Truth

• The conversation between Strahm and Lizzie when she created the blog for him.
  Strahm: Lizzie?
  Lizzie: Hmm?
  S: Were you on my computer?
  L: Um... maybe...
  S: I'll take that as an yes. And... what the hell is this?
  L: Your blog.
  S: ...My WHAT?
  L: Your blog. I created a blog for you.
  S: ...Why did you make me a blog?
  L: Because I think it would be good for you.
  S: ...What?
  L: Strahm, you don't see a shrink. You don't talk about anything to anyone, not even me, and whenever someone tries to get to know you, your increasing level of stubbornness and just being a regular hot-head prevents them from doing so. So, you know... if you won't talk to anyone here, I figured you'd get it out on a blog.
  S: So... you made me a blog... based on the assumption that I would spill all of my deepest darkest secrets and my life on it... for my use... for the whole world to see on the internet?
  L: Pretty much.
  S: ...Question.
  L: Yes-?
  S: WHYYY???