* Spider-Man's conversation with his Skrull counterpart:
-->'''Skrull Spider-Man''': Well, I ''do'' hate myself, but I don't know if I feel like smacking myself around.
-->'''Spider-Man''': Ugh! Please tell me I'm ''not'' this annoying.
-->'''Skrull Spider-Man''': You are.
-->'''Spider-Man''': (I know.)
* Nova's conversation with the original Super Skrull after the later saved the former from a Skrull ambush.
-->'''Nova:''' You disguised yourself as a Skrull? That's got to be years worth of therapy.
-->'''Kl'rt:''' What is "therapy?"
* During the final battle:
-->'''Thor''': This battle ends with victory clear and true!
-->'''Ares''': Aye Brother!
-->'''Spider-Man''': "Aye Brother". See thats how YOU talk in one of these. I could never sell that.
* Maria Hill lets loose on the Helicarrier's bad track record:
-->''I've had the same car since I was sixteen. The exact same car, never had a problem with it. This thing? Seems to fall out of the sky every other Thursday!''