Funny / Secret Invasion

  • Spider-Man's conversation with his Skrull counterpart:
    Skrull Spider-Man: Well, I do hate myself, but I don't know if I feel like smacking myself around.
    Spider-Man: Ugh! Please tell me I'm not this annoying.
    Skrull Spider-Man: You are.
    Spider-Man: (I know.)
  • Nova's conversation with the original Super Skrull after the later saved the former from a Skrull ambush.
    Nova: You disguised yourself as a Skrull? That's got to be years worth of therapy.
    Kl'rt: What is "therapy?"
  • During the final battle:
    Thor: This battle ends with victory clear and true!
    Ares: Aye Brother!
    Spider-Man: "Aye Brother". See thats how YOU talk in one of these. I could never sell that.
  • Maria Hill lets loose on the Helicarrier's bad track record:
    I've had the same car since I was sixteen. The exact same car, never had a problem with it. This thing? Seems to fall out of the sky every other Thursday!