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Shizuo: "I have to what?!"
Austria: "You have to get married in a month-and-a-half because I said so and I want more women in my harem." (Hungary slaps Austria)
Hungary: "Roderich, you already have me, Rangiku Matsutmoto, Kushina Uzumaki, and Oliver Mira Armstrong in your harem. You don't need another woman in your life."
Shizuo: "And, then, I bump into this beautiful girl with long, silky, and shiny black hair that smelled like exotic fruits. She was carrying this white parasol to represent her purity and femininity and wore a red, silk Chinese dress with gold trim. But, when I looked up, she was gone." (Shizuo's co-workers laugh)
America (While banging his fists on the table): "Dude! That has got to be the most over-the-top description of a girl I have ever heard!"
Firo: "I'd find dat in a romance novel!"
Shizuo: "Yes, I admit I went over-the-top for the girl's description, but, hey, we're in a parody of Asian romance novels, so we might as well milk it for all it's worth."
Austria: "Yeah, you heard my head woman in my harem! Leave this house so we can pop in a Kama Sutra - I mean, Care Bears - DVD and practice our special mommy and daddy only poses - I mean, play with Elizabeta's old Strawberry Shortcake dolls!"
Firo: "Brooklyn Rage!"Chapter Three