Funny: Samuel L. Jackson
- On Funny Or Die, he competed with Anne Hathaway to battle over who had the sadder movie.
Anne: I was a Disney Princess because I had long hair. In this movie, all of it gets chopped. With a knife!Sam: It's a fuckin' buzz cut! I haven't had hair since Unbreakable.
- If Samuel L. Jackson had been in Halo 4, the game would have been won halfway through.
- Jackson's response to his mother, when she called him to ask about the much younger woman he'd been seen having dinner with, and whose identity was being speculated on by celebrity gossipers:
- Samuel Jackson recites a slam poem about Boy Meets World.