Marko: Are you kidding? I thought you told me to finish inside you.
Alana: That was Sexy Alana! She's a crazy person! Sexy Alana is obsessed with her nipples and uses the word "dick" unironically! She's not to be trusted!
The explicitly described Meet Cute between Alana and Marko, which is Alana hitting Marko around the head with the butt of her rifle, preceded by a spoof of Twilight and its fans involving her absurdly devoted reaction to a book about a rock monster who falls in love.
Izabel: The giant evil space fetus just shot black goo from its eyes!
When Marko suggests Barr as a name.
Alana: Like a tavern? Like a soap?
Marko: My father's name is Barr.
Alana:(awkward fake smile) Oh. And I love it!
A flaming gorilla chasing away a group of insane cultists while flipping them off and yelling "Yeah, that's right! Flee in terror, bitches!"
The Stalk: Oh, fuck you, you self-righteous piece of... bald!
The first words of the series:
Hazel's Narration: This is how an idea becomes real.
"What are they up to now? Is Alana...praying?" "No. No, she most certainly is not."
In the letter corner, after receiving numerous letters telling Vaughan how many people have named their daughter after Hazel, he answers the letter of a mother excited over the possibility of not being too many childrens named after her: