Funny / Sting

  • He had a brief feud with The Iron Sheik in 1989 that produced a very clever take on Shut Up, Hannibal!. Sheiky was doing his Persian Clubs routine and was daring Sting to take the challenge. Sting said that he wanted to see him do it again, and Sheiky obliged. This happened a few more times, over and over, until Sheik was clearly getting winded. When he demanded Sting finally take his turn he simply walked away, making Sheiky look silly.
  • Frankly, some of his 1997 run was pretty funny. One of the highlights being the mind games he played with Hogan, the peak of this being mannequin Hogan head that he sold like it was an actual decapitated head in a box. The next week no one said a word about this. It's even funnier considering Hulk Hogan's notoriously bad acting.
  • Sting mocking Madison Rayne's screechy voice and girlish tantrum, later threatening to "Scratch [her] eyeballs out" in a Camp Gay voice. Can be seen here.
  • You need a Lego Sting.
  • What he looked like after his Wrestlemania 31 match with Triple H. When Scott Hall looks better than you, that's pretty bad.
  • This Sprite commercial. It has to be seen to be believed.
  • During Sting's ill-advised heel turn and feud against a face Hulk Hogan, he did do something pretty funny— he assaulted Hogan while he was signing autographs for kids.
    Sting: "Hey Hulkster, can I have your autograph toooo?"
  • There was also that time in TNA where he hit Rob Van Dam with a steel chair while he was high-fiving fans, while wearing a mask of himself and ripping it off to reveal himself.
  • Trolling Jeff and Karen Jarrett with video footage of them stabbing each other in the back before firing them.
    Sting: "You can't have Karen without Jeff, and you can't have Jeff without Karen, you gotta have all of you or none of you, in this case...we're going to have none of you, because you're both FIRED! FIRED! FIRED! FIRED!! AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....FIIIIIIEEEEERRREDDDDD!!!!"
  • That time the Four Horsemen trapped him in a cage and Robocop of all people saved him by ripping the door off the cage.
  • Jeff Hardy vs Sting at Victory Road 2011, when Jeff came out super baked off his ass, and Sting beat him in under a minute. Best part was Sting shouting "I agree!" To the audience chanting "bullshit". Everyone's jaws dropped.