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• WAR!
  Carter: You don't know nothing about no War.
  Lee: Everybody knows War. [singing] Huh! Yeah! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing! Good God, you all!
  Carter: It ain't 'you all', it's "y'all"!
  Lee: Yaw.
  Carter: Y'all!
  Lee: Yaw!
  Carter: Man you sound like a Karate movie, y'all!
  Lee: Yoll.
• Lee does his very best to save an ancient giant vase in the middle of a fight with two mooks... then gunfire shatters it moments after he's won.
  • "SHIT!"
• The part at the end with Carter and the kid "calling out the villain" is both funny and awesome.

• In the second movie, during the spa fight, Carter yanks off the towel of a gangster, and takes a quick glance:
  Carter: No wonder you mad!
• The Camp Gay (played by Jeremy Piven) who mistakes Lee and Carter for gay.
• Near the beginning, Carter tries to invite some Chinese girls to party with him and Lee, but his butchery of the language makes them drive off laughing at him.
  Carter: All I did was invite them to have a drink.
  Lee: You invited them to "get naked and sacrifice a small goat"!
  (beat)
  Carter: Which word was "goat"?
  Lee: You owe me a copy of The Beach Boys' Greatest Hits.

• Carter and Lee sing "The Way You Make Me Feel" by Roberta Flack.
• Lee, if we die, I'm gonna kill you!

• "Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?!" and it's Call Back: "Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?!" "Nobody understands the words that are coming out of your mouth!"
• The bloopers, from all three movies...seriously. You will bust a gut.
  • Special mention- "Jackie always OK!"
  • Chris accidentally calling Jackie by his real name instead of his character's name. Multiple times.
    • "His name is Lee, goddammit!"
  • "Damn...he ain't gonna be in Rush Hour 3!"
    • The last aired blooper, and thus scene, of the series: "What do you mean I'm not your brother? All the stuff we've been through together? ...Rush Hour 1, Rush Hour 2?"
  • "Filter fish"
    • GEFILTE FISH!
  • The Camp Gay going off on a kinky tangent.
  • Chris gets a call in the middle of a scene.
  Chris: I'm staring Jackie Chan right in the face! ...No, you can't talk to him!"