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Carter: You don't know nothing about no War.
Lee: Everybody knows War. [singing] Huh! Yeah! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing! Good God, you all!
Carter: It ain't 'you all', it's "y'all"!
Carter: Man you sound like a Karate movie, y'all!
Lee does his very best to save an ancient giant vase in the middle of a fight with two mooks... then gunfire shatters it moments after he's won.
The part at the end with Carter and the kid "calling out the villain" is both funny and awesome.
Rush Hour 2
In the second movie, during the spa fight, Carter yanks off the towel of a gangster, and takes a quick glance:
Carter: No wonder you mad!
The Camp Gay (played by Jeremy Piven) who mistakes Lee and Carter for gay.
Near the beginning, Carter tries to invite some Chinese girls to party with him and Lee, but his butchery of the language makes them drive off laughing at him.
Carter: All I did was invite them to have a drink.
Lee: You invited them to "get naked and sacrifice a small goat"!
Carter: Which word was "goat"?
Lee: You owe me a copy of The Beach Boys' Greatest Hits.
Rush Hour 3
"Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?!" and it's Call Back: "Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?!" " Nobody understands the words that are coming out of your mouth!"
The bloopers, from all three movies...seriously. You will bust a gut.
Special mention- "Jackie always OK!"
Chris accidentally calling Jackie by his real name instead of his character's name. Multiple times.
"His name is Lee, goddammit!"
"Damn...he ain't gonna be in Rush Hour 3!"
The Camp Gay going off on a kinky tangent.
Chris gets a call in the middle of a scene.
: I'm staring
right in the face! ...No, you can't talk to him!"