Funny: Roddy Piper
You're bound to get at least one in pretty much all his promos. Piper's mind moves a thousand miles a minute. Notable examples, however, include:
- After the famous incident during SummerSlam 1989 where he mooned Rick Rude, Piper asked Gene Okerlund during an interview "What's a Scotsman wear under his kilt?" "His shoes!"
- His 2005 Hall Of Fame induction speech is chock full of snarky asides. "They just let me back into Denny's."
- Unintentionally funny, but he apologized on commentary during the 1991 Royal Rumble for saying "hell."
- His Intercontinental Title match against the Mountie. The Mountie hit him with his trademark tazer, only for Piper to shrug it off and win the match. He rips off his t-shirt to reveal a shock proof vest◊ underneath.