Funny: Roddy Piper

You're bound to get at least one in pretty much all his promos. Piper's mind moves a thousand miles a minute. Notable examples, however, include:

  • After the famous incident during SummerSlam 1989 where he mooned Rick Rude, Piper asked Gene Okerlund during an interview "What's a Scotsman wear under his kilt?" "His shoes!"
  • His 2005 Hall Of Fame induction speech is chock full of snarky asides. "They just let me back into Denny's."
  • Unintentionally funny, but he apologized on commentary during the 1991 Royal Rumble for saying "hell."
  • His Intercontinental Title match against the Mountie. The Mountie hit him with his trademark tazer, only for Piper to shrug it off and win the match. He rips off his t-shirt to reveal a shock proof vest underneath.