Funny / Robin Series


  • In Robin 137, Tim gets a little frustrated with having to fight the Dark Rider every night.
    • "Hello, Bruce? I guess you're also still out tonight doing what we do. No need to call me back when you get this message. I was just thinking about our methods and needed to vent. This revolving door situation with our villains has really gotten out of hand. We keep catching them so the powers-that-be can keep putting them back on the streets? Where's the sense in that? Frustrating to say the least. I was wondering. Can I shoot just one of them? Everyone knows we don't use guns, so no one would ever suspect us. Perfect crime, right? I'm pretty sure I'm kidding — this time."
  • Tim trolling Ives and Hudson when he comes across them looking into something hes investigating as Robin by playing at being some kind of territorial monster from the shadows, For The LULZ:
    Robin: *This is '''too''' good.*
    Ives: Hudster? How are we supposed to find proof of what we saw?
    Robin: LEAvE tHiS PLAcE! tHis iS MY DOMAiN!
    Hudson: RUN!
    Ives: *running* OMANOMANOMANOMAN
    Robin: Be GoNE oR DIE!

Red Robin

  • Tim rescuing Lynx III from a custody exchange. She's a "gorgeous" (Tim's words) gang leader or undercover cop, and since Tim's not sure which, and since she helped out during some of the chaos recently, he decides to free her, perfectly aware that he's probably invoking Foe Yay. Once on a rooftop, Tim starts thinking "I really should not be doing this," and continues to repeat the thought as Lynx unzips her orange oversuit's top and wraps her arms around his neck. She's so hot she gets him to shut up and twice ends his inner monologue before and after making out! And since she has some trouble with English (not a lot) she drops several Double Entendre -filled sentences, ending with "Is going to get harder," which just forces Tim to say "Huh-?"
  • Tim discovering that Tam, panicking about Vicki Vale's questions, said they were engaged.