Funny: Rifftrax Video Games
Funny moments from the Rifftrax of video games and Peanuts comic strips.
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Gears of War 3
- On the COG armor:
Mike: Those chestplates indicate the actual size of their nipples. Yeah, the future is gross.
- When Cole Train enters his old locker room.
Bill: (as Cole) My old locker room! (sighs dreamily) Saw a lot of nude men in here, yep.
Mega Man 8
- Mega Man: Dr. Light, how's it going? Will he be okay?
Mike: Today's episode: "Mega Man hits a Wino With His Car"!
- This exchange:
Mega Man: But where is Dr. Wiley?Dr. Light: That's a good question.Kevin: Another good question: Why is Mega Man voiced by a grade-school girl?
Final Fantasy X
- When Yuna tries getting Tidus to laugh out loud:
Yuna: Come on, show me!Bill (as Yuna): Shouldn't be hard! Just look down at what you're wearing.
Yuna: You probably shouldn't laugh anymore.Mike (as Yuna): And while you're at it, maybe cut out breathing and all other life functions as well?
Sonic The Hedgehog 2006
- "He died from having a really stupid nose."
- Before Elise kisses Sonic to bring him back to life.
Elise: Sonic, come back. To me... to us!Mike (as Elise): Disgrace your once-proud franchise with one more terrible game before you die.
- When Elise kisses Sonic:
Kevin: And God smote them for their unholy woman-hedgehog sexy time.
Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots
- After Akiba gets caught relieving himself in a barrel, Snake proceeds to inspect it.
Bill: Nick Nolte's real estate agent checks out an exciting new prospect.Mike!Old Snake: ...Getting too old for this shit... (Laughs) I'm sorry, I couldn't help it. But seriously, I just put my whole head into some weapons-grade fecal stink and should be hospitalized immediately.
The Complete Peanuts 1995- 1996
Lucy: I've often wondered...Riff: "Am I my brother in a black wig?"Lucy: In all your life, what have you done that you're most proud of?Riff: "I'm a DOG who WRITES NOVELS, what more do you want from me?!"Snoopy: In all my life, I've never kissed a cat!